Laundry room calling
useless is my housewife angst-
Tide weilding wench.
Roof guy ripped me off
the money went up his nose
dont hire cokeheads.
young boy, paintball gun
my childless brother bought it
he must want me dead.
Feel free to add your own!!
P.S…missed you guys
Something is wrong here
Witch has but two lonely posts
Damn the failed back-up
Glad you’re back, O She Of The Once Ever-Expanding Post Count!
I mourn my post count
Oh! how I worked to get it
better get crackin’
Just five syllables
Now I must use seven here
This just makes no sense
a good point lodi
but its better than laundry
must revive post count
Oddly quiet house.
When cat gets home from the vet,
He will come sans balls.
Oh ball-less kitty
no more spray on furniture
or ceaseless yowling
Angry Tomcat comes home
leaves hair balls on silk pillows
Take that, ball-pruner!
Witch has seven cats
just ate - lounging in sun
lazy, fat bastards
This starts my haiku
now it is halfway finished
I hope you liked it
Got news for you Witch
Cat may now be missing balls
But he still might spray
one, two, three, four, five
six, seven, eight, nine, ten, umm
twelve, thirteen pennies
Little bird in tree,
Sweetly singing morning in,
Shut your fargin’ yap.
dust on windowsill
can i be bothered to clean?
no, i write my name
haiku pull is strong
addicted to the format
i blame witch for this
pollen ev’rywhere
aaaaaa----chooooooo!
yuck! where’s the kleenex?
the timepiece counts down
the minutes till my escape
tick, you damn thing, tick!
work eats time best spent
dreading the return to work
monday morning blah!
messy kitchen will
eventually stink, yes?
so why clean it now?
spray blissfully gone
going on many years now
and no damn kittens.
Ah, my Lady Tron
I see youve come to feed your
haiku addiction 
my mouse is broken
maybe if i just take the…
o.k. that’s better
This is dedicated to Juniper200:
Stingray sleeps softly.
My poking will not wake him.
Sweet dreams, little one.
Whiteout sits on desk.
Is it nasty off-white sludge?
No, 'tis snowy white.
Rubber band sits too.
Can’t resist the urge to shoot!
Here, puppy, puppy…
Jesus died today
So that all his followers
Could get day off work.