Take a cab. I might (never say never) but I haven’t so far, so I’m not expecting to do so in the future.
Although, thinking about it, that sounds totally backwoods and hick-ish. Maybe, on my next business trip, I’ll catch a cab instead of renting a car.
Or maybe not.
watch “Dancing with the Stars”
Have sex with a woman.
Leave my partner.
Become skinny.
Retire.
Appreciate rap and hip-hop.
Move back to NYC.
Live without cats.
Get married.
Watch Star Wars.
Own a car.
Eat strawberries.
Smoke
Drink alcohol
Use Drugs
Eat meat
Voluntarily listen to rap
Commit a felony
Drive
Watch Sex in the City
Become a sports fan
Ski
Wear skinny-leg jeans
Carry a pet in my purse
Move to the US.
Own a car.
Travel to Vegas (or Reno, or any other gambling mecca).
Watch the SuperBowl.
Get drunk and/or high (not because of some puritanic notions, just because of medical issues, mind you)
Have sex with 3 women at the same time.
Go rollerblading
Have an iPod
Eat an omelette
That’s not mundane, doc, that’s a sacred experience 
Must continue to seek… 
Hmmm…
Get piercings or tats
Moon someone in public
Ski
I’m pretty sure he meant only three women.
As for me:
Snowboard
Grow a beard
Have a college degree
think myself better than others by rejecting common mainstream experiences.
suddenly feels ill
Take my nose ring out.
Watch American Idol.
Cut my hair.
I’m disappointed that so many people don’t want to ski or snowboard.
My list:[ul][li]I don’t think I’ll voluntarily get a tattoo.[/li][li]I don’t think I’ll commit a felony (but they may add new ones).[/li][li]The odds of my having children are dropping fast.[/li][li]I keep trying to get excited about watching sports, but I still don’t get it. I actually watched the Super Bowl. My favorite part was where the bullet curved around Angelina Jolie’s head.[/li][/ul]
There are some good suggestions on others’ lists, though:[ul]
[li]I’d like to have sex with three women (doesn’t even need to be simultaneous).[/li][li]Several people I know have raved to me about American Idol, and I think I should try to watch it.[/li][li]Strange coincidence: we just talked about laser tag as a possible morale event at work. Apparently, legal wouldn’t condone going to a shooting range, but most people seemed to want to do it.[/li][li]This “wash car” thing sounds interesting. I hope Wikipedia has an entry on it.[/li][/ul]
puts Donna Summer on the record player…approaches cmyk with long, sure strides…bows low and extends hand in a grand gesture
Facebook. Or MySpace. Or deli.c.i.ou.s or however the heck it’s spelled.
I couldn’t even tell you the difference between these things; perhaps they shouldn’t even be lumped together.
I’ll probably work up the motivation to find out the differences at some point, because they’re apparently important to my culture and I’m paid for expert advice on all things computer, but I doubt it will go farther than that.