Things Normal People Do That You Never Do

I was just thinking today about the fact that I haven’t actually gone out and bought clothing in years. I’ve had clothing bought FOR me, and I have bought shoes (just not recently), but I haven’t actually bought shirts, pants, underwear, or socks in probably close to 7 or 8 years. My last big wardrobe infusion was 8 years ago, when my mother took me to the Big & Tall for my birthday and I got to pick out $400 worth of clothes…a lot of my current wardrobe is still those clothes. Most of my other clothing in current rotation is Christmas gifts from my partner.

It seems a little weird that I haven’t actually gone out clothes shopping for almost a decade. What do you never do that “normal” people do all the time?

Girly stuff like going to a salon. The last time I had a professional do either my hair or my nails was when I was married 35 years ago.

My mom trims my hair and I do my toenails myself, if I feel like it.

Use a cellphone. I almost never have the impulse to make or receive phone calls when I’m away from my home or office.

I don’t look forward to Summer; I prefer ice cold winter to hot summer(or even warm Spring) by a ton.

Listen to music. Maybe once every two or three months, I get the urge, and I go through my very short list of old favorites, but it never lasts more than about a day. I used to try to find new music I like, but I nearly never did, so I’ve quit trying. I’d say it’s been over a decade since I’ve added anything to my collection. And, incidentally, 95%+ of my collection is stuff I’d skip over if it popped up on random in one of my rare binges.

Watch TV shows. I don’t follow anything.

I’m like the OP… I can’t even remember the last time I bought clothes. My wife buys me clothes a couple times a year. I have just never put much importance on clothing.

It seems like most people are on their cell phones all day. Like you, I’m not a cell phone person. I have a six year old Nokia Tracfone that I keep in my car, and I *might *use once or twice a month.

Normal men watch sports on TV. I never watch sports on TV.

Drive a car, use a cell phone, drink coffee, drink alcohol.

It’s just not part of my life, so I don’t miss it. When people hear these things, they look at me like I’m crazy!

Some of the things already mentioned, plus my complete lack of interest/ability in video games is kind of unusual for my peer group.

I never buy a lot of groceries at once. I buy just what I need for that particular meal. I keep a few staples, but most of those I get at the drug store (milk, coffee, etc)

I don’t buy clothing either. And I only use my cell phone to text my husband.

I also don’t wear shoes in the house, ever. Or pants. Once home, I change immediately into what I’m planning to wear to bed (t-shirt, panties, that’s it) and wear that the rest of the evening. I don’t answer the door. I don’t answer the phone. I don’t play video games, use apps, or Tivo. I don’t even know what stations my favorite TV shows are on.

Watch movies and have no desire to.

I have never used an ATM

Am 45 and have never had a driver’s license…

I’m with you on this one.

I only check my mail once or twice a week. 99% of what I get is junk mail, and almost anything important comes via e-mail.

I don’t drink coffee. It’s gross - it smells awesome but it doesn’t taste like that at all.

Drink alcohol. I don’t like it. I don’t like the taste, don’t like the effects, and don’t like the feeling the next day. Not beer or wine or mixed drinks.

Eat ice cream. I try it once a year or so, just to make sure that I really and truly don’t like it, no matter how much everyone else raves about it.

All of these. I’m apparently very abnormal. :slight_smile: