Salutations. Are you a Vulcan? Are you living in Human territories? Are you unable to enjoy or even annoyed by the Human music and the lack of logic shown on the lyrics?
Well, we have good news for you: For just 14’95 Federation Credits, you can buy now** Music for Vulcans**. Music for Vulcans re-interprets some classic Human tunes for every logical being’s better understanding.
Huey Lewis and the News - The Power of Human Pon Farr.
The Beatles - A Female Named Lucy is Apparently in Some Sort of Flying Device While Carrying Allotropes of Carbon.
Carpenters - In Spatial Proximity to You
Why does my relative awareness of aviar fauna increases
Every time that you approach my personal space…
Buy now! Only 14’95 Federation Credits!**