Musical questions that have not been adequately addressed

How do you measure a year…?

I usually use a calendar
What would they say if we up and ran away?

They’d probably say “Hey, where’d they go?”

Q: People are people so why should it be [that] you and I should get along so awfully?

A: Basically because I hate your band, Depeche Commode. Aside from that, you and I are cool.

Q: Have you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day?

A: All the damn time; this is Texas.

Qu’est-ce que c’est!?

Je ne sais pas. Peut-etre un “psycho killer”? Et, vous avez un besoin d’un tailleur.

Where have all the cowboys gone?
Probably down to the bar, trying to enjoy a moment’s respite from the years of back-breaking labor on the tractor.

Why do birds suddenly appear, any time you are near?

I dunno… but it’s pretty creepy, actually…

How deep is your love?

You have to ask?

(Boy, am I gonna have insecurity issues after this…)

Do you know where you’re going to?

First, to the coffee shop for coffee and a paper; then I’m going to school; then I’m going to class; and later, I’ll go to the library.

Where you going to, my lady blue?

I could tell you, but if you can’t see well enough to know I’m not a lady, then how are you going to see well enough to drive this cab?

And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean ‘n’ ugly ‘n’ nasty ‘n’ horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad’ya get?"

Today, nothing so far. But as I mentioned above, in a while I’ll get some coffee and a newspaper…

will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m sixty four?

Honey, if I have to feed you when you’re sixty four, it’s you who need me.

Hey! Bungalow Bill! What did you kill, Bungalow Bill?
Three minutes and fourteen seconds of your time.

Where is the love?

It used to be on the other side of town, but it got raided.

What Am I Doin’ Hangin’ Round?

Dude, I’ve been asking you that for weeks, now.

Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Kansas?

Dorothy. And Toto. And their friend, Rosanna.

How long? How long must we sing this song?

Well, really, you don’t need to sing that song at all; you could play something different… but if you are insistent then, probably, 3 or 4 minutes. Longer if there’s a guitar solo.

I was going to say it’s actually on display at Fort McHenry in Baltimore, but according to Wikipedia, it’s currently undergoing restoration at the Smithsonian National Museum of American History, so it looks like you’re right, after all.

How long has this been going on?

a page and a half, I’d say.

Why is everybody always pickin’ on me?

Because you’re a banjo.

What kind of fool am I?

Perhaps a visit to a psychologist would shed some light on this. Do you find yourself believing conspiracy theorists’ wild-ass claims all too readily?

Who will buy?

Not me. I’m tapped out this week. Got a credit card?

Will you love me tomorrow?

Hardly. I don’t love you today.

Shall we dance?

Not now, Honey. Let’s sit this one out.

Feelin’ Alright?

Not feeling too good myself.

Do you want to know a secret?

The one you found on the Internet? I’ve heard it a thousand times already. Why don’t you send it to everyone you know?

Why don’t we get drunk and screw?

Fine by me. Just let me pour another drink and unwrap this here condom…

How high the moon?

About 384,403km from the Earth, on average. Or 363,104 km(0.0024 AU) to 405,696 km(0.0027 AU), perigee to apogee.

But next year it will be 3.8cm farther away, so look quickly, as it will soon appear smaller.

How do I turn you on?

By Flippin’ the good switch, Baby! Turnin’ the right knob!

Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side?

Because they’re easy and uncontroversial. You see a rainbow in the sky; it doesn’t require a lot of thought, just a few rhymes, and before you know it, you’ve got another inoffensive rainbow song.

What gives you the right to put up a fence to keep me out or to keep all the nature in?

Property laws.

Isn’t this rich? Are we a pair?

It’s a big pot, but ther’ll be time enough for counting when the dealing’s done. And you play your own hand; I’m saying nothing about what I have.

**Why do birds sing so gay? **
I have several biologists standing by to figure this out, as soon as the funding comes through.

Mary, did you know?

Honey, don’t call ME Mary. I’m not the guy whose screenname is “daddysbottomboi”, okay?

Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn’t go?

Anyone with a fear of heights and icy roofs, idiot!

About 10,923 meters in the Marianas Trench in the South Pacific Ocean. It takes 5 hours (more than 20 minutes) to free-fall to the bottom.