Musings on Mini-Me

I was having lunch yesterday with a few people who had seen the Verne Troyer sex tape.

They said it was below their expectations.

How about when he goes up on her?

Wee bit disappointed, were they? Why, was it too short? Low production value? Too little action?

[sub]NOTE: I’m a little on the short side, so I’m allowed…[/sub]

There seems to be an amazing correlation between flagging careers and stolen sex tapes…

How many people even have sex tapes, or is it some Hollywood fad? :dubious:

My goodness, you people are small-minded.

I could see a C list media bimbo being all over a swaggering gangsta-style midget for several reasons. Imagine being able to rock your issues with men and babies at the same time.

I’ve got fifty cents sez they staged the whole thing deliberately to tie in with the Love Guru.

Thank you. I am the star of my cubicle farm for telling this joke moments ago. :smiley:

I don’t think you should repeat such lowbrow humor.

Must we really focus so much on Mini-Me’s shortcomings?

[sub]Okay, I stole this one from an old episode of The Soup.[/sub]

Perhaps we should instead put him on a pedestal?

That’s mighty big of you.

This is the funniest thing I’ll hear all week.

Wikipedia says:

Audible laughter in the workplace!