Muslim circumcision formalities

Factual Questions
1

My neighbors invited me to a party in celebration of their son getting circumcised at the age of about 12 or 13. Ouch! Why do they wait so long? Is this their version of a first communion or bar mitzvah? And what’s the protocol for guests? Should we bring the kid a present?

2

OMG! I submit a post about circumcision and the Google ads are for: Hormel lunch meat, Butcher paper, and Cook Books! WTF!

3

Neosporin and gauze?

4

Apparently, the timing of circumcision varies among different Islamic cultures.

5

Alcohol. Lots of alcohol.

No porn.

6

**** NO **** iodine :eek:

7

Bring the kid a present- something to take his mind off the pain.

8

I C E

9

So if the imam and a urologist collaborate on the procedure, do they get to split the tip?

10

Arrgg, that’s bad. I’m sorry Chef Troy, but I’m going to have to report that one to the Pun Police.