I’m probably not the best person to prove that point, but no. Anytime I hear about food being used for sexual purposes I tend to think of all the things that could go wrong.
Maybe someone named Peanuthead can help us get a better perspective on the practice of combining sex and food.
Breastial?
Eh, the pics that I see of “Muslim Clerics” usually depict a man with bad hair and beard, and traditional Mideastern dress.
For this type of “Muslim Cleric/Prophet” I would guess that the requirements are male, bad hair and beard, unshakeable conviction that he knows what Allah wants, and a wide streak of misogyny. Because women are the root of all evil, and all that. Also, complete ignorance of any subject other than selected portions of the Koran.
I’m sure that there are reasonable, rational Muslim clerics/holy men. However, they don’t seem to make the news.
I wonder what they think of the Washington Monument?
Ahhhh. Chesticles!
Maybe this muslim cleric ought to join the EU Parliament select committee on cucumber classifications?
Many years ago I bought a video game that was about commanding a submarine. It was a very realistic military game. My then GF commented “You men and your phallic symbols! Why is everything about penises with you? All you can think of is penises!”
Um, honey? I’m thinking it’s a submarine. What were you thinking, again?
She turned bright red at that.
Aren’t these the same morons that figure that prositution, alcoholism, crime and Allah-knows-what-else will erupt if women are allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia?
I love how they feel so threatened by women that they feel the need to suppress them so much. :rolleyes:
This guy spends entirely too much time thinking about dick.
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You obviously haven’t been eating the right foods! 
That “cleric” is deluding himself if the thinks that any man in that misogynic religion would actually go in the kitchen and prepare food - that’s “women’s work.” :rolleyes: Of course, if the man did handle the cucumber/carrots/zucchini/whatever other phallic produce then he’d be labeled a “homosexual” in this guy’s eyes and ripe for an execution.
The film Itty Bitty Titty Committee had an underground cell of radical feminists who showed the Washington Monument on TV with the upper part replaced by a realistic-looking penis. Then they detonated explosives and the top fell to the ground. Then they overlaid the image with the sentence “This country has too many dicks already!” You just reminded me of that.
I much prefer finding yonic imagery in food and nature… for example, in flowers and fruits, especially figs and Georgia O’Keeffe paintings.
Believe it or not, there’s a traditional Kurdish religion which holds taboo the consumption of lettuce.
Salads in some parts of the world must be lacking indeed.
Perhaps they could get a Rabbi to cut it for them.
I guess this explains why I get queasy whenever I see one of those warted cucumbers.
A nameless cleric bans cucumbers? Hmm.
Sounds like the time when a bet din reportedly ordered a dog stoned to death.
What, pray tell, is a “bet din”?