Muslim Cleric Warns: Cucumbers Too Sexy For Women!

A Jewish court.

It was all over the news (complete with outrage from PETA and stock photos of dogs), but the story was false.

This is what happens when major news outlets get their tips from blogs. (The original blog linked to Ynet, but then it went viral and I’m willing to be no one scans Ynet or Behadrei Hadarim regularly. And apologies/corrections were very weak.) I try not to trust sensationalist stories.

I don’t know about you guys, but when I’m in the produce section I’m thinking about what healthy things to get. What does this unnamed Muslim cleric think about?! :dubious:

…food, food’s going to leave me…

…can Dispensation be granted if there’s Anointing Oil & Balsamic on the side?