Must… resist… pornography…
Will… weakening…
Strength… fading…
Newsreader… opening…
Noooooo…! Ziiiiip.
–Tim
< friend owns and operates the site >
hehe
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[Edited by UncleBeer on 08-09-2000 at 12:06 PM]
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[Edited by UncleBeer on 08-09-2000 at 12:06 PM]
Nooo, techchick, I thought I could trust you. I knew where Homer was coming from, but I thought I could resist. But now, sobbing. Oh, what the hell. No, no I refuse to give in. Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day, Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.
::stumbles back into room, deletes evidence::
I know nothing. I did nothing.
Soo… how’s it going, everyone?
–Tim
Porno? yeccch. Only the lowest of scum look at that stuff. I didn’t buy this computer for that shit, I bought it to enlighten my mind and fight ignorance, I bought it to stroll through the corridors of knowledge and to learn from the wisdom of the ages, to stand on the shoulders of giants… huh, what? The stack of zip disks? Uhhh, well, they’re uhhh… They’re poetry and things that I’ve written, yeah. Thats why they’re password protected, because they’re deep and personal, so there!
Porn? What porn? Never looked at the stuff. Not in the last 5 minutes anyway as I’m trying to quit.
Too…much…personal…information
Too much personal information about you guys! I’m a horrid prude, I know. But I just don’t wanna know, you know?
Tim, Just so you know, I think you are swell.
I look forward to your posts, I think you are funny and charming.
kisses to you,
Kelli
Oh, in case there was a misunderstanding…I am not offended…I think you are a fine young fellow as well, Tim.
But.
Too
Much
Information! 
(At least for me. But then I’m a self-proclaimed prude!)
I’d hug you kelli, but you don’t know where I’ve been… 
Just know that you’re a sweetheart.
Oh, and YB? I’m the KING of TMI. 
–Tim, who just realized that TMI is an anagram of his name. Now THAT’s very vaguely creepy.
Jesus Christ, man! LMAO!
So, did it work?
“If I get killed, tell Courtney in accounting I love her and erase all the porn on my computer.” – Dennis Finch, Just Shoot Me
Moderator’s Notes:
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[Edited by UncleBeer on 08-09-2000 at 12:05 PM]
Links to porn sites are inappropiate on the SDMB. I’m closing this thread and deleting all links.
If you poeple wish to exchange this type of material, please take it to e-mail.
[Edited by UncleBeer on 08-09-2000 at 12:10 PM]