More Than You Wanted To Know

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Tell us more about yourself than anyone would ever want to know. The dirt. The disgusting. Spill it.

I would really like to masturbate to dirty pictures right now (specifically, something in the http:// directory [psst, guys - sample1.jpg thru sample27.jpg are valid files in that directory!]), but I somehow have obtained a cut on my weiner, so doing so would be quite painful. Really.

I’m not clear on how I managed to cut my wiener, as my wiener isn’t normally exposed to sharp objects, but it has happened, and I must deal with it.

Go.

–Tim

[Moderator Warning: The posting of pornographic site on this message board is prohibited. As such I have removed the link. Please do not do this again, Homer. Thank you, UncleBeer]

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Oh, man, I’m the KING of “too much information”.

Once, when I was really young, I tried to use toothpaste as lubricant for masturbation. I ended up bleeding a lot from the penis. It was a really bad day for me.

I also watch my two best friends have sex. Yes, they know about it, and think it’s intriguing (yeah, I’m a bit of a voyeur… but only if all parties are comfortable with it).

How’s THAT for too much info? I can go on, of course… but I don’t want Mods to get mad at me.

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No offense, SPOOFE, but did you actually have to start bleeding before you figured out that this wasn’t necessarily the greatest idea in the world?

I think you should have asked for oral sex. Tell the lady in question that she could whiten her teeth and freshen her breath in the bargain.

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I don’t know. I don’t seem to need a special place where I can tell people far more about myself than they want to know.

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I am SO, SO sorry I opened this thread…

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::bump::

Sorry, Unclebeer. I was overcome by passion. Won’t happen again.

–Tim

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What Michi said… :frowning:

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Finally a thread with an accurate title!
Now I will have to think pure thoughts for a month in order to forget this thread. I guess that means no more SD chat for me.