But SPOOFE, it’s more fun to respond to trolls with honest answers and sickening politeness! I learned that trick a long time ago, it infuriates them ‘cause they don’t get their reaction, they don’t get to rile anyone up! I am genuinely glad that Bossk enlightened me on the nature of my life. It’s a great service, otherwise I would never have known that I was worshipping a Wiccan she-beast at all! Heh. Funny that. Y’go through life thinkin’ you’re an atheist, and then, bam! The bomb drops …
laughs!TwistofFate, you should put that to music. Seriously. I can hear that on a top 40 chart. It’s beautiful. In fact I want a bumper-sticker for my car that says that. Really, you could become quite rich from those words …
racinchikki, if you want, you can even be a priestess of my particular denomination of Wiccan she-beast pagan religion. nods It’ll be just like a club, only, um, more fun. Free food. And maybe free orgies too!
Awesome! Can we have really loud orgies, then? Next door to Bossboy? So he can, like, get all jealous and stuff, and wish he’d worn the paper crown too?
DIE BOSSK DIE!! DIE DIE DIE!!! GET HIT BY A TRUCK!! DEVELOP ANTHRAX OF THE BALLS!! BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK WHEN YOU TRY TO SHOVE YOUR HEAD A LITTLE FURTHER UP YOUR ASS!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!
Sorry, had to be said. Seriously, way to miss the point entirely and be a complete and total jackass at the same time. Twist, masterful post! Bravo!
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Mmmmm, velvet. How you doin’?
I think there’s a valid point in the OP. Yes, you should be allowed to express yourself however you want. Yes, it can be fun to act silly and put paper BK crowns on your head. Just don’t think that you are being original. A bazillion teenagers have done it before you, and it kinda loses its coolness with repitition. But, hey, if you’re the first one in your group of friends to do it, more power to you.
And if you’re doing it to impress a girl, you should realize that you look like a total dipshit to everyone around you. Partially because you are a dipshit, and partially because we’ve all been dipshits and have done stupid stuff to impress girls, and we don’t like to be reminded about our previous dipshititude.
It’s like if you think that you’re the first person to wonder if our solar system is just an atom in a much larger universe. You’re not. But you do get bonus points if you thought of while not on drugs.
