I made chicken-and-alphabet soup for lunch. I went in for my very first spoonful, brought it up to my mouth, and stopped short. Written right there, clear as day, was the word “HUBBY” spelled out in little noodle-letters.
What does it mean?
It means you can read with your teeth!
I think it means you can have sex with your soup and it won’t be a sin in the eyes of God.
You did check to make sure there wasn’t a C a little off to the left, right? It might have been trying to make you self-conscious so you’d eat it more.
Your husband has been imprisoned in a soup factory, but there wasn’t room for that in the spoon. You didn’t eat him, did you?
<<Family Guy on>>
“There’s a message in my Alphabet Soup! It says ‘ooooooooooooo’!”
“Peter, those are Cheerios.”
<<Family Guy off>>
“There’s a message in my Alpha-Bits, it says OOOOOOOO!”
“Peter, those are Cheerios”
Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking in Peter.
Yes, MacTech is right, it’s Alpha-bits, not Alphabet Soup 
Or, you could go with The Tick:
“Look! A secret message for my teeth!”
Hmmmph.Not impressive at all.My alphabet soup has a VOICE!
Well, my baloney has a first name…
walks away, humming Twilight Show theme…De da de de
The interesting fact is that this occured in chicken alphabet soup. Chicken, of course, indicates fear. The full meaning depends on your marital status:
If single - this message indicates that you are afraid of marriage.
If married - you subconciously consider your husband a wimp.
Geez, this is a lot easier than interpreting dreams.
I’m remembering the early Carlin routine:
after I poured the milk into the bowl, I distinctly heard my cereal say, “Snap, Crackle, F**k you!”