My Annoying Flame War Thanks to Gradfinder (Long)

You’re certainly entitled to your opinion and I don’t see how you would owe any apologies to me anyway. I was just voicing a counter-argument on the situation. Which is sort of ironic, since I really have no desire to argue.

And is it me, or does the quote function screw up when there’s quotes w/in quotes? I may need to shuffle off to ATMB and look around for a thread on this…

You know, had lexi not been such a selfish bitch and negated the need for my uberpost, none of this would be happening right now. The quote function would be working perfectly fine, Wisest Novel and I wouldn’t have been at a disagreement, John Travolta would have publicly apologized for Battlefield Earth in a statement where he admits to not knowing what the hell he was thinking with that whole Scientology business… and that’s all in the first few hours! By the end of the week near miracles would have occurred: World hunger would have been a thing of the past, we’d find cures for the common cold, and I bet even good cartoons would be shown on Saturday mornings again, and Van Halen and David Lee Roth would have gotten back together!

But no, now the whole world has to suffer because of lexi, who wouldn’t even give poor Paul a proper head cleaning.

Lexi, the guy you’re e-mailing IS paul. You’re failure to pop his cork resulted in a deep seated anxiety about his manhood, drove him to a nervous breakdown and now he

a) Dosent know who he really is, and had to invent this “2sexy 4u” persona

b) Has been searching for you obsessively, trying to recall what actually happened, to find out what was real and what was just his deluded fantasy.

Let this be a lesson to us all, to finish what we start, and to never, ever let our lips go dry.

Save you the trouble. When you use the quote function, anything in the section you’re quoting that is embedded within quote tags is eliminated. New version. Yeah… it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.[/disseminate]

He may have went to the school. That’s as far as it goes.

I bet he sent that same e-mail to 20 other girls. Probably one or two took the bait. There are those of us who don’t a have clear memory of what we did, or with who, when we were in HS. He’s just waiting for someone to say “Dave? Is that you?” And then he’s Dave!

He’s full of shit.

Just my opinion.

I graduated from Wisewood, a school that I see mentioned in the OP. I don’t mean to imply that I had relations or even know who Lexi is, I’m just saying…

I agree that the guy doesn’t actually think he knows you. It doesn’t take much to find out the info that he has. All it takes is having access to a yearbook. Sometimes not even that. Then he could go to the site and look for girls from that school and start emailing. Heck the site itself might even have a message board or something where someone mentioned a faculty name.

Well all,

Thanks for all the theories, this is today’s e-mail:

Makes me wonder who he is? The apology seems pretty sincere.

OpalCat: Must be through a yearbook, the teacher is not mentioned anywhere on the board.

spooje: I’ve always had a perfect memory - despite any substances that may induce forgotfulness.

But this last e-mail is interesting. I would like to see if he continues writing.

And Paul, Paul was lucky, what other 14 year old even got that far back in those days. :wink:
Hopefully Paul shows up on that board sometime - from his former half brother I know he is in the U.S. Navy. Considering that I spent so much time with him when I was young - I’d like to know how his life turned out.

Well I am crafting a response to 2sexy4u’s e-mail right now.

Here it is:

Where is the harassment? lexi says:
[But this last e-mail is interesting. I would like to see if he continues writing.
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If she didn’t want to hear from him anymore, she could very easily block his address, but she did not do that at any time. Instead she continued to talk to him via e-mail. Sounds like a two way conversation to me.

Zette

He’s good. He’s very, very good.

Trolling, it’s a black art, it’s like fishing. You pull them in until it looks like the line’s at breaking point, then you ease off and give them some line to play with. Then you start pulling again.

The guy is obviously a troll and he’ll hang around as long as you’re willing to feed him.

Well he hasn’t replied today, Yes I assume he’s a troll but I think I won.

I never give up on anything - and perhaps he thinks he’s been beat because I haven’t reacted in the manner he was expecting.

Anyway he used hotmail and they have that great little orininating IP field in the headers - and I did a tracert & a few other lookups via the web and know his ISP, Operating system, etc. if he does continue, but I think he’s done with me.

I won!

Ha Ha Ha!

Look, if you’re bored and want to burn the widdle troll down try this.

Play along with him for a bit, then bring up your sex change operation and how much happier you are as a man.

Should prove to be, not only amusing but should burn that little troll :slight_smile:

But then again I really like to fuck with people’s minds who annoy me.

Hahahaha… that sounds really rich! Should try it with some annoying people who bug me on the Net!

Yessssssss - Sounds like a great idea!

He has been quite entertaining the past few days - now that my temper has subsided I was thinking of harrassing him for an apology on my mistake identity - just for fun.

Laugh - I’ll mull over ideas for my revenge if anyone is offering.

I think you should have a full week of unbridled hot sweaty sex with me. By God, that’d burn the little troll’s ass but good! It’d teach him once and for all not to mess with people like that.*

And just to really drive the point home, maybe you should bring Flamsterette_X along as well.**

*This is not a flirt - I am offering suggestions as was requested.
**Just an addition to my previous suggestion.