Ahh, you’re nothin’ but a shameless old Tussy.
Somebody turn the Dial, so we can go to some odor thread.
To dry off those pits, get in your car and Speed, Stick your arms out the window. But be careful, you don’t want to over-dry them and leave them Arrid.
I use a new roll-on called Vanish. It makes me invisible and everyone wonders where the odor is coming from.
Man, all this roasting in here is making me perspire. I mean, really - what’s the dry idea? It smells like some kind of old spice in here. Don’t make me lift up my arm & hammer your skull in. What? Don’t like it? Well, you can just kiss my face!
Esprix, marvelling at the absurdity of the internet.
please god make it stop. Or at least help me to close this thread and quit reading
Don’t worry Cranky; you’ll b.o. right.
Puns are an arrid, arrid subject. They’ll clear the room of all mennen women faster than reeking old spice. Solid evidence of pun threads’ ability to roll on is easily available, however, even though they are…
…really, really bad.
What?
Yes, but this is the Pit.
Best. Pun. Ever.
Somebody open a window and air-us-all.
Solid, Jackson!
[ Derleth, your punishment for not reading this thread and seeing all those puns were used before you (and better, I might add) is to eat an entire stick of deodorant - and make it the “glides on clear” kind so we don’t see any icky chunks between your teeth. Chow down, choad!]
Esprix
Wow, I’m impressed!
The OP was strong enough for a man, but made by a woman!
Let me do it! I’ll raise my Arm and Hammer them!
Oh, don’t be such a brute.
You say he’s a brute but are you sure?
I didn’t even know My armpits was someone’s username.
::D&R::
What a funky thread. This debate could get hairy, though. If I had any scents I would just stay away from it.
“It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man is always dull.” - H.L. Mennen