Courtesy Mandy Stadtmiller, a writer/comedian, a delightful party game for your after-dinner sitting-around on this festive day.
As they pass around the coffee and the pump … kin pie, consider working the phrase My Ass into the title of a well known movie, tv show, play or book.
Examples No Country for My Ass - movie Law and Order: My Ass - tv show Long Day’s Journey Into My Ass - play The Naked and My Ass - book
Try it! Do ole Doug a favor though. If you have a movie title, go take a look at the link - My Ass is about halfway down (as it is in real life, oddly enough) - and see if Mandy thought of it first. You should anyway; you’ll laugh.
I actually don’t play “My Ass”. I prefer “In ma Pants!” Try it. We’ll do songs. Jingle Bells IN MA PANTS! 12 Days of Christmas IN MA PANTS! So much fun.
Besides the “add ‘in bed’ to the end of a fortune cookie fortune” game, this reminds me of the game in which you take a Star Wars quote and replace a random word with “pants” (“I find your lack of pants…disturbing”), but this one also seems to have limitless potential.
How My Ass Was Won
The Dark Side of My Ass
How The Grinch Stole My Ass!
Horton Hears My Ass!
Momma, Do You Love My Ass?
Don’t Let The Pigeon Drive My Ass!
It’s A Long Way To My Ass
From My Ass With Love
Don’t Sit Under My Ass (With Anybody Else But Me)
A Brief History of My Ass
What Can You Get A Wookie For Christmas (When He Already Owns My Ass)
Once Upon A Time in My Ass
The Purple Rose of My Ass
O My Ass, Where Art Thou?
The Sweet Smell of My Ass
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in My Ass
Ass Assassin’s Creed (and a guide to finding your ass assassin)
The Orange Box Full of Ass (includes Halfass Life 2, HaL 2: Ass Episodes 1 and 2, Ass Portal, and Team Ass Fortress 2)
GameAss gift certificate
TiVo expanded ass drive
Swiss army ass knife
The Bumfuck complete first season DVD set
Do you have to replace a word, or can you just add My Ass?
This is making me giggle
My contribution is the movie I’m watching now:
For Your Consideration; My Ass
Keeping with the Christopher Guest theme:
My Best Ass in Show
Waiting for My Ass
Spinal Tap My Ass (made myself giggle there)
A Mighty Wind; My Ass
<giggle>
Fun game. I’ll have to introduce it to the next family gathering.
Y Tu Culo Tambien
About an Ass
What’s Eating Gilbert’s Ass?
Pieces of Ass
Science of Ass
Running with Ass
Little Box of Ass
Down in the Ass
Wag the Ass
The Ass Prisoner
The Ass Ultimatum
Pirates of the Ass
National Treasure: Book of Ass
American Ass
Planet Ass
Ass Crashers
The Ass Man
Last Ass on Earth
This Ass
Ass at a Funeral
Ass Almighty
