My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I love it when people have “who would win in a fight” conversations. You know the kind - “Who would win in a fight between Robocop and the Terminator?” or “Who would win a fight between Peewee Herman and Gilligan?” Etc…

But something that is always laking in those conversations is a proper, quantifiable, measurement of how much of a “bad-ass” someone or something is.

Toward that end - here is my BAQ (Bad Ass Quotient) System:

http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html

Questions for all of you, after you take a look at my site…

  1. What do you think your own “Bad-Ass Quotient” number is? (Be honest.)
  2. Who or what should I add to the above list.
  3. Do you think I have too much time on my hands? :slight_smile:
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Just looking at the beginning table:

I would disagree with several of these.

A sewer rat could kill more than ten fire ants, I would guess. And it would take fewer than ten of them to beat up a chihuahua (there just isn’t that great a difference in size between a chihuahua and a sewer rat.)

For as “badass” as a Green Beret is, if we’re assuming real humans, I doubt they could win against more than three rednecks. And I doubt that a silverback could take down more than two green berets with machetes. All they have to do is get a good cut in and then book.

Gorillas versus rhinos sounds about right, but rhino’s versus Rex, I suspect that two could take one out. Again, Tyrannousauri just aren’t that big comparatively.

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And Worf definitely doesn’t beat out Batman.

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And with a BAQ of 50,094,306,260, Q is supposed to be beatable by 50,094,306 drunk rednecks. I doubt that by a lot.

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Recheck your math - it would take 50,094,307 drunk rednecks to beat “Q”.

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True, this is something that needs to get ceilinged not rounded.

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So does that mean Captains Picard and Janeway have the power of OVER NINE THOUSAND–er, I mean, 50,094,307 drunk rednecks? :stuck_out_tongue:

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I could probably get away from a sewer rat, but if a few fire ants crawl up my pants unoticed, they get their bites in before I get my pants off.

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Considering the Russians love of vodka and their lack of equipment during the Winter War was around equivalent to a redneck with a pool cue,Simo Hayha: 705,000.

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman could fukk up anybody from Captain Picard on down. Most importantly, he would. 4,250.

My number is exactly 819. I could take Weird Al but not Cindy Crawford. She’s buffed.