I love it when people have “who would win in a fight” conversations. You know the kind - “Who would win in a fight between Robocop and the Terminator?” or “Who would win a fight between Peewee Herman and Gilligan?” Etc…

But something that is always laking in those conversations is a proper, quantifiable, measurement of how much of a “bad-ass” someone or something is.

Toward that end - here is my BAQ (Bad Ass Quotient) System:

http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html

Questions for all of you, after you take a look at my site…

1. What do you think your own “Bad-Ass Quotient” number is? (Be honest.)
2. Who or what should I add to the above list.
3. Do you think I have too much time on my hands?

Just looking at the beginning table:

I would disagree with several of these.

A sewer rat could kill more than ten fire ants, I would guess. And it would take fewer than ten of them to beat up a chihuahua (there just isn’t that great a difference in size between a chihuahua and a sewer rat.)

For as “badass” as a Green Beret is, if we’re assuming real humans, I doubt they could win against more than three rednecks. And I doubt that a silverback could take down more than two green berets with machetes. All they have to do is get a good cut in and then book.

Gorillas versus rhinos sounds about right, but rhino’s versus Rex, I suspect that two could take one out. Again, Tyrannousauri just aren’t that big comparatively.

And Worf definitely doesn’t beat out Batman.

And with a BAQ of 50,094,306,260, Q is supposed to be beatable by 50,094,306 drunk rednecks. I doubt that by a lot.

Recheck your math - it would take 50,094,307 drunk rednecks to beat “Q”.

True, this is something that needs to get ceilinged not rounded.

So does that mean Captains Picard and Janeway have the power of OVER NINE THOUSAND–er, I mean, 50,094,307 drunk rednecks?

I could probably get away from a sewer rat, but if a few fire ants crawl up my pants unoticed, they get their bites in before I get my pants off.

Considering the Russians love of vodka and their lack of equipment during the Winter War was around equivalent to a redneck with a pool cue,Simo Hayha: 705,000.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman could fukk up anybody from Captain Picard on down. Most importantly, he would. 4,250.

My number is exactly 819. I could take Weird Al but not Cindy Crawford. She’s buffed.