Wow, Dooku, Dutch Elm disease. Your family are goners for sure.
I didn’t even know y’all were Dutch.
Heartless bitch. Where are your priorities?
Did it have a, you know, penis?
Don’t worry, he’s feeling better now.
:rolleyes:
Not that we’ll ever know how he’s feeling from now on.
And you said <i>I</i> was insensitive!
This had me rolling for a few minutes!!
Visions of Monty Python and the Holy Grail flash through my head.
“I got betta”
Oh dear.
I just got off the phone with the authorities, who informed me that my whole family and all my friends were just sucked into quicksand while driving to see me in the hospital, where I’ve been since this morning after I lost both my feet in a weed-whacking accident.
I come here for support and what do I find? You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Bastards.
You’re surprised? He told ME a few weeks ago that he was a FERN!
[Butthead]
These trolls, like, try too hard, or something
ehehehe…I said “hard”…
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It’s “auggry.” Satisfied now?
Ya know Stoid, I would’ve had some compassion for you if you had horribly misspelled a few dozen words…
Attention
My uterus just prolapsed.
While it has made posting difficult having to stand up bowlegged, I thought I’d inform the Straight Dope before hitting the ER and having it stuffed back in place.
::waddles off::
Ya know Stoid, I would’ve had some compassion for you if you had horribly misspelled a few dozen words…
Oh, my #@ My cpu is acting up again! Maybe it’s weeping for Koko…
Ogay, I gan doo thaat.
Poor Koko…he must be stupid with grief by now…
Well Stoid, now I truly feel bad about the weed wacker and the quicksand… It’s only a shame you couldn’t have misspelled sooner…
What is all this I hear about bunny bumping? People are so cruel to animals. There are all these vicious things being done to the poor creatures. Cow T.P.ing, whimpering to horses; isn’t that bad enough? Why do people want to be mean to cute little …
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Nevermind