New game that came to me…
My keyboard is so old…
That the WoF* keys are almost worn away!
WoF = Wheel of Fortune letters are R, S, T, L, N, and E, the most used letters in the alphabet.
My uncle’s language is so salty…
Garden slugs shrivel when he speaks.
Ha! I like that one!
Thanks!
My mind is so blank…
When I sleep, I dream of clean slates.
My car is so old
it runs on leaded gas.
My jokes are so lame…
…they’d come in twelfth in a three-man race.
My jokes are so lame…
…they killed this thread.
I’m so tired…
That I’m black and rubbery.
My moves are so old…
Victorians danced to them.
My Christmas tree is so dry…
my dog wagged his tail and they all fell off!