…for no reason at all! What a sweetie! I’ve never gotten roses before! (To be fair, I used to be owned by a cat who would eat flowers, so I used to have a no-flower policy because of him. Cats. sigh And I’m sure my dad got me at least a rose or two at some point growing up, but I don’t remember. Still, this is a first!)
sigh There was no point posting this, I just wanted to, because I’m happy. We are disgustingly happy together in general anyway, but this is extra-nice.
Why bother stealing hers when there’s a single Doper right here who’d be happy to get a dozen roses for any woman sweet enough to give him the time of day? Heh… Of course, if your location is accurate and you’re really in Toronto I could be in trouble. It seems that every woman (and even one guy) I meet online lately is in or near Toronto. What’s with that?
Aww shucks. It was the least I could do to have someone as cool as you in my life.
But then I am a hopeless romantic. I feel that you should always do these things, for everyone you love, just to make them feel that much more special.
Let me guess. You said, “How did you know?” right? That’s what I heard from every woman I ever bought roses for. Roses are the best known reliable aphrodisiac. I have never tried to explain it, but it’s valuable knowledge.