Yesterday, I was getting my oil changed at Walmart, idly browsing through the store. As I passed the floral department, I noticed a huge display of roses, and I noticed my absolutely favorite rose. Being as I am currently single, and wishing for a long term relationship, I began thinking how simple my desires really are. So, listen up:
I would like a man to surprise me with orange roses with pink petal edges. One, a dozen, three dozen… the quantity doesn’t matter. Possibly a small package of Turtles. That’s it, I’m pretty simple.
Mystery solved for all you simply_cats fans 
Here you go. 
[A bouquet.](http://www.contessaflowers.com/Images/Orange Roses Bouquet.jpg)
Hey those used to be my favourite roses too. There’s a guy on the boards named novacaine who used to give them to me all the time. . . . um, just thought I would let you know he’s available, and a great guy!
Oh, and forgot the chocolate.
Here it is.
I bought Marcie two dozen roses just today. Really. You may have a dozen of them, if you really want them. They are red, though, so maybe you don’t. I can’t help with the chocolate.
Ain’t nothing like Florida Cooter
I can only send www.v6power.net/images/frank/cats.jpg]rose & turtles electronically. Better get a pillow first as I won’t be there to catch you as you’re swept off your feet.
Stupid coding error. I knew I should’ve previewed it. :smack:
In my meager experience, charming women are not only universally wowed by roses, but universally say, “How did you know?”
Just a lucky guess.
