Aye. 
Maybe it’s like Dorian grey. As long as he keep a picture of his Johnny nothing bad can happen to the real one. Or else he is an primitive tribe member and he did it to steal the soul of some dude’s penis to hold for ransom.
Oh my, I was a “Porn Buddy” and didn’t know it! Years ago, a good friend was leaving on a trip with her family. She had left the house key with another good friend who was her next-door neighbor and emergency contact, but she called me and asked that, in the event of her untimely demise on the highway, I dispose of certain homemade videotapes before her parents cleaned out the house. She had a fail-safe system in place: the friend with the key didn’t know the tapes existed or their secret location, I didn’t have a key and was only to be let in in the event of their death, and the tapes were Beta, not VHS, and her Beta player was broken (or so she claimed!)
Okay, I’m totally hijacking this thread! Mississippienne, I tried to email you back, but it didn’t go through. I sent it to the email in your profile–I hope that works! If it does, maybe I’ll see you in New Orleans! Hope you have a great trip!
And now, back to our regularly scheduled program. . .
If my brother (either one, but especially my older brother) has porn, I really don’t want to know about it.
But you know what’s even worse than that? I got spam the other day–the subject was “Mom Sluts,” and the email said, “Is your mom on our website?” :eek: I just want to put the smackdown on people who send out spam like that. And are there really very many people who would visit a website like that? Norman Bates, maybe, but I don’t know many people who would want to look at porn of their mothers.
Ewwwwww. ::shudder::
Sorry, I was expecting “Shadaim”.
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I think it is a wise decision on his part. In case of a penis disfiguring accident, a plastic surgeon need not guess what his member looked like. He merely needs to send someone (probably you) to the safe and rush it to the hospital.
More important, if my ex becames wacky and wacks his tallywacker off, they will have a photo of it when the go looking for it!!
As a former teenaged boy I can tell you that you never know when a penis will pop up. Also, one should never stick a penis into things randomly.
Maybe it’s a Picture of Dorian Gray kinda thing.
Worth trying out, I suppose. You never know.
Oughtta save a bundle on Viagra/Levitra/Cialis/Rhino Horn if it works.
I cannot get over the idea of keeping porn in a safe.
First off it is not readily available when you need it. I mean there could be a porn emergency or something. If Monty Hall offers you a hundred bucks for each copy of Big 'Uns you can produce in three minutes, you would be out of luck.
Further, porn is simply not valuable. I presume I have several thousand porn images. If the EMP from a near-miss nuke fries my hard drive the collection could not be duplicated. On the other hand, I could make a similar collection in about a week with a DSL hookup.
Odd behavior.
You have no idea how attractive an idea this is…
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Now I really feel unloved…guess dad should have never married and had children if his porn and electronic toys were more fun.
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And I’m sure you didn’t mean it that way.
I’m not going to read this spoiler, so as not to spoil the plot of the upcoming movie… ;)… 
(Not to make light of the broken hearts involved :()
Aaaaah hidden stashes of porn by presumably strait-laced family members. How well they tided me over through my early teenage years…
Running into “honeymoon photos” from my friend’s dad’s collection I could have done without. Shudder Maybe if his mom was more MILF-Y.
A friend of mine moved cross-country almost 4 years ago. The move was very sudden (a knee-jerk reaction to 9/11), and due to it being on a weekend, many of our mutual friends had plans and couldn’t, or wouldn’t, come to help. In fact, some suggested that said friend wasn’t really going to uproot his family and move, and it would be a wasted effort.
Well, me and four other guys showed up and moved his stuff into trucks, vans, and the like, for about 10 hours. We finished and sent the family off.
Later on, I’m talking to some of the ‘friends’ who didn’t show up. One of them practically fell into tears when I told him that our moving host had to throw out three full garbage cans of porn before he left.
“All that sweet, sweet porn, wasted!”
And now that I’m older and have porn “stashes” of my own (that my SO knows about and partakes in), I’ve realized that we’re all just horny adults and porn is good fun. However, I can’t say that if I had a penis, I would take pictures of it. It would be camera shy, just like me.
Words to live by.
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Its Portrait
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I remember helping the friend of a roomate move. This guy was outspokenly prudish and disdainful of “Smut.” So it was especially sweet when we picked up the couch and there was a Playboy underneath. None of us said anything and it wasn’t there when we returned. But after that, he never really harped about smut ever again. I just remembered that the same roomate had another friend who worked in a porn shop. Quite the spectrum of associates.
Nope.
Hey! No fair fighting ignorance in a MPSIMS thread!
Course, if your aim is simply to keep it hidden, a safe certainly accomplishes that goal.
Perhaps. :eek: