You know. Having checked on this thread a few times… Just seems like if you’re going to post something like this, you’re really going to have to ask your brother.
…I mean, I don’t want to know about your brother’s penis but… Well… Is it gosh damn it??? :dubious:
Hm…should start a bet. 3:2 it’s his *
Not serious. And I have no idea what the SDMB rules are on betting.
Porn in Saudi…what is this world coming to. I (seriously) thought they had some kind of big time website blockers over there that made access to, uh, certain materials limited. Guess I was wrong.
As to the OP finding peepeepic…good guess it was his, and the next question is, did he take it or was it snapped, so to speak, by someone else in the room.
I think you should get it copied and printed on t-shirts and have a bunch of friends wear them at his next birthday party. I can see it now, standing around a cake with burning candles and all of his friends wearing his dickshirts yelling, Blow, Blow, Blow! That would be a birthday he would never forget, no matter how much therapy he got.
Mississippienne, I take it this is the brother who is getting married soon? You know, the brother whose betrothed came up slightly and unexpectedly pregnant a few threads ago?
Dear GOD! The opportunities for mischief that have fallen into your hands are endless! If I had been in such a situation and my sister found a penis-pic, I’d have paid for that the rest of my life.
Please tell us you’re not going to let this wonderful opportunity simply slip by. Tell us you are going to take full advantage of this rare gift from the heavens. Please?
Uh, pardon me for being dense, but, how, exactly, does one become “slightly pregnant?” The unexpected part I can well understand, but the slightly part’s got me puzzled. I thought being pregnant was one of those things you either were or you weren’t.
Well, it was a bit of a surprise, considering we were in the middle of planning their wedding and all. Unfortunately, however, she miscarried a few days after I posted the good news. So her pregnancy, slightly or not, is no more.
Many years ago, the mrs. & I had two very good friends and neighbors (we still keep in touch). We each had keys to the other’s apartments, as we owned a washing machine, while they owned a dryer. Laundry day was out our back door, across the yard, and into their back door.
Anyway, one time they called while on vacation, and I informed them that the military police were searching the neighborhood with drug-sniffing dogs. (We were both in the military, and lived on base.) He freaked out, and asked me to go over to his house and get rid of his stash.
I found his stash, all right, and his stash of Polaroids of his wife. Hustler-style Polaroids. Dozens of them. :eek:
I never told them, or anybody, come to think of it.
Was there by any chance a hot chick on the back of the Penis Picture?
If this was not an original photograph, but rather something from a magazine, The Penis could be co-incidental. I’ve had situations where a magazine wasn’t worth keeping, except for one shot or pictoral.
There’s no problem, John Carter and Tuckerfan. Y’all didn’t know, and I took no offense.
The penis picture is a photograph, so it’s not a clipping out of a magazine or anything. The other photos were of ex-girlfriends of his and such, and though I tried not to look too closely at them, I noticed they were all beach scenes. Spring Break gone wild? Hmmm.
I realize that you mean no harm, but could I ask that you please never, under any circumstances, ever use the terms “penis” and “clipping” in the same sentence? Thanks in advance.
When I was in college, there was a certain individual who quite self-righteously spoke out against the evils of pornography until the server logs from a file server full of porn shared school-network-wide were printed out, highlighted, and posted publically.
See, this is exactly the reason I keep my guns and cash under/in the bed! Y’all are thinkin, “Oooh, if Tripler gets whacked, I’m gonna go swing by his house and grab a couple ‘o’ guns and a wad ‘o’ Benjamins!”
Staying at a friends house in Toronto last summer on the way back from Japan for a few days to visit some friends before going back home to Newfoundland. The guy who’s room room im sleeping in is a hardcore Christian and prude to the max. On the last day I go out of my way to make sure the bed is made perfectly…I life up the mattress and there are at least 20 hustlers under the mattress! I never brought it up to him.
One time going thought my friends music folder on his computer i walked right into his collection of…get ready… OLD NANNY PORN!!! Again I never confronted him on it…and we are still great friends. Im still a bit baffled by that fetish…im not talking milfs here…im talking wrinkle filled prune juice drinkin nannies…Iv seen and probably done some nasty shit in my day but I cant wrap my head around that. .to each his own I suppose.