I’m confused. Seriously, my browser keeps taking me to the SDMB no matter what link I click on. I go to check Fox news…I get the SDMB. I go to check ESPN…I get the Dope. The Onion? The Dope. TheForce.net? The Dope. Amazon? The Dope.
I can think of a few possible explanations:
-Cecil has conquered the internet. Every web site is now part and parcel of the SDMB. The Chicago Reader now owns Matt Drudge.
-My laptop has become sentient. It enjoys reading the Dope and is forcibly taking me back there.
-Flamsterette X or leechbabe or somebody is upset that my postings have declined lately (hey, it’s a rough semester) to infect my computer with a virus, again forcing me to perpetually revist the Dope.
-Some Greek god has put a curse on me. Or a boon…your pick. Come to think of it, a curse would probably just perpetually send me to the Pit.
Your explanations for why my browser is f***ed are welcome. In the meantime, I guess I’m posting here a lot more often.