My cat is a tomcat's bitch

or a tortoiseshells which is black and orange (or gray and tan)

Ah! So he has two colors – not a calico.

Gack – Here I am worrying about three color vs two color gene nitpicks while ignoring the fact that your poor Mango is getting plugged by another feline :eek:. What an awful thought! I wonder if it has mentally scarred the poor animal.

Why assume it’s mentally scarring. He may like it.

That appears to be the case, Homebrew.

I have my doubts. It’s a fact that cats have spine-like hairs on their penises, causing a scraping of the vagina (or rectum, if the boycat is gettin’ it for real) with withdrawal. He’s a masochist kitty if he gets off on that (not that there’s anything wrong with that)!

(I hope he doesn’t settle for any old hairy dickin’ tom . . .)

“Mango straight!