My Christmas lights are still up and shining

Until the last of that damn snow is gone from my front yard, it’s still Christmas season, dammit! The lights are on!

More snow last night…grumble, grumble, grumble…

NoNoNo! The snow is your fault! Take the Christmas lights down and the sun will warm the earth and spring will be here!
The Snow Queen must be stopped!

I’m so sick of being cold…

Not us! We got thunderstorms, pull over to the side of the road because I can’t see three feet in front of me, blinding thunderstorms. The good news is it melted away the snow from the day before.
“Oh Canada, we stand on frrickin frackenn frickinn arrrggggh.”

You are a just and noble creature.

We got a dump last weekend. So much for my planned golf game…

Mine aren’t on, but they’re certainly still up. I still have foot-high drifts in parts of my yard.

There’s a guy in my area that still has a scare crow out from Halloween.

Well, I went out tonight and unplugged them. The last of the snow is gone!

On my way back into the house, I saw the first mosquito of spring.

The snow is gone pretty much everywhere it matters here, but there were a few drifts still on the golf course last weekend. We just regarded them as an additional hazard: snow bunkers.