I don’t ask for much. I’m a happy guy.
But if you really want to make me happy on Christmas, get me this.
From Maxim magazine. A recent Onion headline was IIRC: “Man correctly judges magazine by its cover”. Beware, CNote, she may buy you a tug-ahoy zealot-strength version.
Oh GOD I LOVE THIS!!! So do the other guys in the office.
Does it only work on girlfriends?
If it would work on my next door neighbour I’d want one.
Maybe they have one for the foreskin . . . you know, “balloon” and “rub dorsally” and such.
B-B-BB- Bump.
Is there a wife model?