…has “My Humps” playing on his cell phone. Someone’s calling him right now.
It’s me. I’m just trying to annoy everyone else in the office.
My plan is working…
wrings hands together evilly
My sister bought “Fergilicious” (sp?) as a ringtone and it’s got to be the worst ripoff in all of ringtone history. It would make sense to start the ringtone at the point where it, you know, actually sounds like a ringtone, but no. (Not that it would transform it into a good ringtone, considering I don’t like the song, but…)
I felt the same way when I downloaded “Tainted Love”, but at least the verses sound somewhat ringtoney.
to OP: good for you. I loathe that song.
You sir are a terrible person. And I respect you for that.
Is your cube neighbour Michael Scott? 
(Did I hear right, that “My Humps” won a Grammy? Isn’t that the third sign of the Apocalypse?)
Checking this thread means I have to call again and look at everyone else shoot dirty looks towards his cube.
I’m a dick.
I’m glad it’s cold outside, so when they tar and feather him, it’ll be fun watching him run around outside with the steam coming off the tar.
If you want to really up the ante on dicktude, send him a fax. :eek:
My neighbor has Elvis singing “you are always on my mind” which isn’t nearly as bad as the guy down the hall who has the sound of a cat’s meow. I thought that there was a stray caught in the fucking ductwork as first.
I usually hang the phone up when Fergie gets to the “check it out!” part of the song. It’s good closure.
I might have to buy him a fax just so I can annoy him, and everyone else in the general vicinity, more.
I have a cube neighbor who’s got to be well past 70 years old, and his ringtone is Hell’s Bells by AC/DC…I’m pretty sure he’s not an AC/DC fan; maybe he just liked the name of it and chose it.
Naw, if you were really a dick you’d post his number here and let the rest of us call him too.
1-517-414-…
I guess I’ll get started. 10,000 numbers at 6 per minute … Let me know when I hit pay dirt.
Ha! I was going to post “Is your name Jim Halpert?” What was Andy’s ringtone?
My powers of dickitude know no bounds!
I sauntered past the vending machine here at work. Two bags of Doritos and 4 bags of BBQ Lay’s were stuck in the machine. I figured I’d give the Doritos a shot. I put the change in, and I get two Doritos! I figure I’m up one bag, so I try my luck on the BBQ chips. All 4 come tumbling down. Buy 2, get 4 free, anyone?
I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN ALL THE LAND! YOUR POWERS DO NOT SCARE ME, MORTALS!!!
Sounds like karma is taking a day off.
Excuse me, I’m gonna go ice the sidewalk outside my window and watch the passers-by.
Maybe I’m cashing on my accrued karma?
Crap…shoulda saved it for the lottery…it’s up to about 190 million…
I hope you turned off your Caller-ID, though it might be fun to watch what happens when he returns to his phone if you didn’t…
The dude doesn’t have Caller ID?
Beware. If he does, you might find yourself answering calls from a Want Ad that lists a “2006 Escalade, minor fender damage, sacrifice: $1,000” all weekend long.
(On preview - Sunspace beat me to it.)
Nah, he knows who it is. He changed it to “London Bridges”.
Equally annoying.
'Sides, I’ve already got the market cornered on fake personal ads to prank your roommates. Ah, what a great story…