(With a little help from me)
What’s the difference between a crab and a clam?
the crab is crabby and the clam is clammy.
Aw nuts, I broke the spoiler box.
Spelling problem - I reported the post asking the mods to fix it.
Fixed spoiler box.
Read joke.
Laughed.
What’s brown and all sticky?
A stick.
What’s a foot long and slippery?
a slipper
This reminds me of my favorite joke as a kid.
What gets wetter as it dries?
a towel
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
[spoiler]A submarine!
Whoops. Guess I misspeeled ‘seamen’[/spoiler]
What do Barack Obama and Santa Claus have in common?They’re both bearded old men who give out presents on Christmas except for Obama.