I was lying on the couch, trying to take a nap (allergy pills making me sleepy). My puppies decided to have a wrestle session on my stomach.
I pushed one of them off me and opened my eyes as I went to push the other off…just as she was lunging at where her sister had been.
I took a paw in the eye. I don’t even know which one it was because I didn’t have my glasses on. All I saw was a dog shaped blur and then ouch.
Last week, one of my puppies was bouncing around on my bed and landed on my head, splitting my chapped bottom lip.
I can see. The pain stopped after about 2 minutes, the watering after about 5 minutes. It still stings a bit.
I’ve never been punched in the eye before. I didn’t think my first time would be at the hands of my sweet little puppy.
Why am I always the one who happens to be in the way? They leap all over my fiance when he’s in bed but they never go near his face. They attack him from behind and lick his ears.
Unfortunately no, runner pat. The best we have come up with is some kind of Carolina Dog heavily mixed with every other dog to ever live.
Freudian Slit: I have no clue. I still didn’t have my glasses on. I was PISSED! Not at the dog of course. She didn’t mean to do it. A fraction of a second earlier and her sister would have been right in front of my face. Normally I don’t mind them going apeshit on my stomach. But, I had to pee.
Anyway, I put them outside. I’m feeling very grumpy right now and cute little fuzzybutts would just kill my mood.
But I’m ENJOYING my bad mood. I started the day in a good mood. But, allergy pills are making me sleepy and I have classwork to be doing. I also found out I failed (81%) an assessment test I thought I had passed. Now my eye is blurring when I read.
I have every right to be in a bad mood and no cute widdle puppy is gonna take that away from me!!!
When my little girl gets excited she likes to leap and snap at my face. Since she is never ever around children I don’t mind - but twice now I’ve zigged when she thought I would zag and she caught the edge of my nostril and I bled like a stuck pig.
My dog has done that. I’ve also had a great eyelid cut when a completely innocent cat stretched slowly and languidly and, oh, sorry bout your eye there. Only I’m not because I’m a cat and I don’t give a shit. Rub my face now. Mrrow?
Oh my god that’s funny. One of the girls is looking at me like I’m insane because I can’t stop laughing. I love cats. I wish I could have one. I think a cat would be a great addition to the antics of the psycho puppies. Too bad my fiance is allergic.
I have a purebred crotch hound.
At least once a night she will punch me there. Somehow. Maybe I’m asleep on the couch! (pounce with love!) Maybe she’s just happy to see me! (kick to the groin!) Maybe someone threw a toy! (oh god this one has velocity behind it.)
I’m glad your eye is ok. My dog when excited jumps at my midsection and it hurts. Kind of like a karate move. I don’t know whats worse, the karate jab or having him licking my face and to wake me up?
Every animal in our house except the fish is magnetically drawn to my boyfriend’s balls. The dog steps on them with unerring accuracy. Cats jump off the top of the sofa to land with as much weight as possible on them.
Oh, and once when he was napping one of our cats fished his penis out of the fly of his boxers and batted it like a pop-up toy. My god, it was hilarious. It may well be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Ever.
I think that may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
The girls like to jump on my bladder (especially when I have to pee). They head-butt me all the time, they punch me in the cheeks, and they stand on my boobs (ooooowwwwwwwwiiiiiiieeeeee).
But, I can forgive all that because they like my boyfriend to death every morning at 10:00, which means I don’t have to wake him up any more.
