2001 has been a challenging year so far due to my family members having problems that are left for me to solve. So I thought I would provide a picture of a puppy to kick. For those of you also not having as much fun this year as you thought you should, go ahead and kick.
::deb2world kicks puppy picture far::
:::Persephone hauls off & kicks puppy picture right in the frame:::
Thanks. I needed that!
::Dylan brings own picture of puppy, ‘boomerang’ throws said pic, takes out skeet shooting gun and blows fuckin’ thing to bits::
and it’s only the first week of the year…
commit me now…
(Spends Countless hours putting picture back together)
There!
(Puts it through a meat grinder)
There!
<pulls out picture of the big-ass, psycho dog that attacked mine tonight>
YOU almost killed my dog, and made ME run across the snow in my SOCKS to break it up! ARGH!!!
<pounces on picture, goes after it with his teeth>
Diediediediediediediediediediedieeeeeeeeeeee!!
<pant, pant>
There. I feel alot better now. deg2world, your timing is uncanny.
:::releases pent-up rage due to stress from job:::
Mutt, you’re dead!
::: pounds puppy picture into paste :::
And there’s more where that came from!
(Good thing I got my ya-yas out here before I have to see my boss on Friday. Thanks, Deb.)
ARGH!!! Damn typo! It’s all YOUR FAULT!!
<runs puppy picture over with heavy farm machinery numerous times, gets out and stomps on the pieces>
<pant, pant>
There. That’s settled. Thanks, deb. Sorry bout the spelling.
But puppoes are cute. ::Tries her best to kiss and make it better::
puppoes?
I know that was just a typo… I couldn’t resist. 
puppoes.
It’s too perfect
puppoes.
ROTFLMAS
…um, I dont see a picture of a puppy… should I kick the puppy picture in my mind???
Just beat yourself over the head with a shoe, Whammo. You know you need it.
:::flees:::
bringing along gasoline and matches… “I heard there was a puppy available for abuse, when’s my turn?”
Hey! Gimme that! ::picked up puppy picture and tucks it tenderly away::
Sheesh. Here. Kick this if you you have to kick something. Bunch of sickos! ::puts out picture of Kathy Lee shaking hands with the Oleson twins::
Grumble, grumble… F-ing smilies! Grumble… ::kicks hell out of Kathy Lee/Oleson twins photo::
You had THAT photo on you?
And you’re calling THEM sicko’s???
1936: The last time a wild camel was seen in Nevada , Joe DiMaggio appears in the major league, Billboard magazine published its first music hit parade, Rudyard Kipling died, Jim Henson and Buddy Holly born, Hitler told a crowd of 300,000 that Germany's only judge is God and itself, "Gone with the Wind" by Margaret Mitchell was published, The main span of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco was joined, Pennies From Heaven" hits #1 on the pop singles chart by Bing Crosby, Life magazine first published, Britain's King Edward VIII abdicated the throne in order to marry American divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson, The Phantom created by Falk, Hart Schaffner introduced pants with the zip-up fly, England tried out automatic teller machines (ATMs) but they could only be used for cash deposits, Stalin's purges began.Sure, I had it on hand, dpr… I just had to take it off my dart board and it was good as new. Well, almost. A couple little holes won’t hurt it. ::picks photo up and brushes it off with her sleeve::
Man! I did it again! Does anyone have a picture of Kathy Lee shaking hands with a freaking smilie? Now, THAT I would love to kick!
::stomps on picture of Kathie Lee with women’s size eleven steel-toed boots. Grinds picture into a powder. Pauses, stomps it again for good measure::
I’m still feeling really pissy …where’s that puppy?
::rescues poor little puppy picture::
Here, here, you monsters! Stop mauling that poor puppy! Here is a picture of a damn kitten…