Breaking News: Tripler’s folks kick his sister’s boyfriend out of the house!
Lemme give you a little background info on “Lumpy”. My sister has been dating this moron for the past four years or so. He lives with his stepmom sometimes, and mooches for awhile, then moves to his father to repeat the process. He is barely a high school graduate with no future, and can’t seem to keep a job. Basically, he’s an overweight lump on two feet, which is why we call him “Lumpy”.
It seems said jackass had moved himself into my folks house. Ya know, eating the food, using the phone to all hours of the night. Welp, one night, he decides to kick my dog . . . You don’t kick Tripler’s dog.
Momma Trip gives him a nasty look and says to Lumpy “That was totally innapropriate.” The Lumpmeister replies, “I didn’t kick her that hard . . .” Momma Trip counters, “I don’t care. That was totally inappropriate. I think you should leave. . .”
So, he sulks off to my sisters room, and Momma Trip tells Sista Trip to get Lumpy out of the house. Momma Trip has had enough of this welfare hotel crap. Two cheers for Momma Trip.
Seems the folks are now changing the locks and alarm codes so Lumpy is denied access to the house. Apparently, he’s got a key to the old house locks from the spare key board. So, this will change.
Tripler has also issued a verbal order - *Use of force authorized. *
You don’t kick Tripler’s dog. . .
I’m so damn happy!!