If you’re male, what is it with new cameras and guys?
A friend of mine just got one, and instead of taking decent pictures (People? Mountains?), he spent an hour snapping a dead, smushed mosquito ‘posed’ in front of a bottle of Vitamin C pills. Then he spent another two hours salivating over the photographs. For Pete’s sake!
I brought my digital camera to a dinner and obligingly took photos of my family. But when I saw the mushroom that looked exactly like the head and shaft of a penis, I couldn’t resist - I grabbed some round mushrooms to put at the base, and happily snapped away. My boyfriend refused to even look at my works of art.