I know its not that kind of thread, but I figured if I could grease the wheels a bit, I would get my Rocky and Bullwinkle poster a little bit more easily.
Damn, why did I have to deal with the one poster who can’t be bought with compliments? What can you be bought with?

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A subscription to kissus.com would be nice 
Really, who cares?! Make some money! I know you love us, but you should really be on eBay.
Please just give us first dibs. 
No, I’m not going to sell anything. My fellow dopers are the only ones eligible (eligable? can’t spel tonight) for this promotion. (promoting me)
In my teenage years, I worked in a theatre and used to collect one-sheets (movie posters). I had a “Revenge of the Jedi” poster (the original planned name before it was changed and released as “Return of the Jedi”), but I gave it to a friend. I wonder what that would be worth these days…
Yes, I’ve seen pictures of the Revenge of the Jedi poster. Star Trek II was going to be Revenge of Kahn, but they changed it because of Revenge of the Jedi.
And I called dibs on a Star Wars II poster today. Figured I should call it early.