What does to pite mean? Does it involve food? Or sex? Is it fun?
Unexpectedly, this is turning out to be an epic pit (pite?) thread.
Cat + modern auto-spellcheck is really a great invention. Instead of character by character gibberish we get bad AI poetry.
This is a really great “Piting”! Whatever those are.
Yes, the cat did it. How convenient.
Does this “cat” have a name?
This!, Pictures (of the cat) or it never happened.
Check your credit card - you might see charges for kitty porn.
Pretty sure her cat is named Shmok.
My wife saw an interview with a public health official about mask use. They put the mask on over their nose and mouth and said “This is a face mask.” They then dropped it down to their chin. “This is a chin strap.” Back up. “Face Mask”. Back down. “Chin strap. Chin straps do no good. Face masks help.”
Her real name is Lilly, but she gets called “Nougat” a lot. Yes there’s a story.
Go on…
Only if Lilly types it.
I pit DiFool who asks this.
I was in a store yesterday, and my mask fell off. Just sprang right off my face. EMBARRASSED! I almost felt as bad as if my pants had fallen down!
But at least I’m not a chin-masker! Those bozos truly deserve a cat-pitting!
Wait, as I interpret this, this alleged “cat” deftly hit Ctrl-V with two paws, then did a little dance on the keyboard, then moved the mouse cursor over to “Create Topic”, and then stepped on the left mouse button with one delicate paw to submit the post. I would like to meet this talented cat, or at least see pics of it in action. Otherwise I call shmok on this whole story, and suggest that it was you who has been into the catnip while the cat wasn’t looking, and then tried to blame your addiction on an innocent animal. For shame! Even if part of what you say is true, the cat can’t give her side of the story as she obviously can’t type worth a shit. 
You mean “pite”.
It’s a weird thing. I (obviously) understand a wearing a face mask.
I think that not wearing a face mask in public is stupid, the reasoning behind it is often idiotic. But at least it is logically consistent.
But the chin strap thing makes no sense - if you don’t want to wear a mask, just take it off. Wearing it below our mouth is overwhelmingly stupid.
I think this is damn good first pitting, for a cat.
Are you kidding? My hamster can spell better than that!
At the camp I work at, the activities staff are supposed to help out with carpool. In practice, it’s about half a dozen bored teenagers saying “good morning” to kids and checking if their masks are on.
Well, first week, I saw a counselor gently chiding an arriving camper for not having a mask on… while she herself was wearing a “chinstrap”. Then, as the boy was walking away, she went, “Omigod, I don’t have a mask on, do I? I didn’t realize my mask wasn’t on!”
At least she pulled hers back on as soon as she realized, which sets her ahead of the allegedly adult shmoks in the OP.
Shmok was my favorite character on Star Shmek.
Not precisely true. Most of the projected particles come from the mouth while talking. Covering the nose is better of course and should be done, but it’s an exaggeration to say that it doesn’t do anything.