How does one “pite”?
One lets one’s cat hit “Reply” before proofing.
My genius boy Siamese Cat curses. Alot.
I hope he never posts. He’ll probably pile on because I over post and get myself into predicaments so easily.
He also agrees I think every thing is about me. (Really, it kinda is 
)
But, by god he can spell and use good grammar.
He’s a good, good, good cat.
I had to say that, he’s watching me
I think this is the best piting we’ve had so far.
If this had been done by a pite bull, would that be a piting squared?
Haha cool have David shelf knights. Nathan Xbox in Liverpool. Chinese zodiac.
(Piting composed by pressing a single letter on my phone and choosing one of the three autofill suggestions to create each word.)
You aced it! It was beautiful. People have said to me, “Sir, that is the most beautiful Pit acing ever”.
What? No tears in their eyes?
:sniff:
OP you could sell your Cats poetry. It’ll make millions. Built in gimmick.
I’ll expect my cut for the brilliant idea
How am I the first to identify the co-conspirator in this plot?
Why would her cats buy poetry?
Because they suck at writing their own and desperately feel the lack of kitty-centric poetry in their complicated kitty lives?
Hmmmmm. Maybe she’s brighter than I realized. Or the cat is even more manipulative than I realized.
I love this dog to the moon and back, but she is not the jewel in the crown of Dog Mensa.
Smart money always bets on cats being more manipulative than we think. The dog being relatively simple just helps. I was not imagining a partnership, anyway. I had a supervillain - nameless henchman relationship in mind.
Here is my favorite cat poet. He has a heavy accent so subtitles are necessary.