Yay!
Mine too. Just want to see I really am a 'charter member"
Welcome to the club Trillionare!
Welcome to you both!
Glad you could join our conspiracy to Dominate The World.
Remember to fike your tax forms where you reside.
Thank you. 
File. I meant file.
Damn fingers! Deft as banannas.
An’ here was I thinking “Remember to fike your tax forms where you reside” was an Americanism I hadn’t met yet.
I’m ashamed–can I hide my number of posts? I’ve read this for years without ever joining, so I feel like I know everyone, but this is only, what, my third actual post? I finally joined because the price was going to go up, so I was catching a deal. (Notice that I never joined when it was free.)
Treasure your low post count while you have it. If you screw up, people are a little easier on a newbie! 
But quality counts around here, not quantity. Relax, don’t worry about your post count, think before you post, and nobody’ll bat an eye.
And welcome aboard (as a paying member)!