This is my first post too.
Welcome, Ratatosk. You’re not from the planet Rigel 7, are you?
I have a pair of big floppy red clown shoes in the corner [sub]no i don’t[/sub]
Careful with the tittie mags, dude. You wouldn’t want to accidentally shoot Turpentine in the eye, would ya? 
Hi, Ratatosk. Can I post to this thread even if I’m not wearing any shoes? (Or socks? Or pants? Get that gleam out of your eye, I’m wearing a nightshirt that goes down to my knees.)
Kat said:
Hey, I take my cheap thrills wherever I can get 'em.
Hi, Ratatosk. I’m currently wearing a pair of lamb-skin slippers that look like a bunch of puppies chewed them up. (Mainly because a bunch of puppies chewed them up.)
Whatever you do, take care of your shoes.
Welcome, Ratatosk!
My shoes are inherently uninteresting.
Come to think of it, so’s the rest of me… :eek:
But ask some guy named Whammo about his feet.