**It doesn’t matter.
Who is without a flaw?[b/]
Hmmmmmmm… think this is a secret message that it’s a good idea to mack on my auto mechanic, despite the fact that he thinks I’m a complete moron? 
…and he’s probably right (at any rate, I seem to be in dire need of some PREVIEW skills)???:rolleyes:
I don’t know if it’s a secret message from the Universe, but fortune cookie fortunes are always more interesting if you add the words “in bed” to the end of them.
A friend and I eat Chinese food entirely to often and eat anywhere from 4-8 fortune cookies in the process. For about a month straight he was getting the most god-awful fortunes imaginable, the culmination of a month of bad fortunes was when he opened one and it said
Without love there is no hope
Pretty harsh for a fortune cookie don’t you think?
One of my all time favorites was:
You have a unique tool for success
however my last one said
First love, last love, is self love
I never knew confucius to be a porn freak…
My fortune cookie message at lunch today was:
Your life is a kaleidescope.
Okay. WTF is that supposed to mean? I’m trippin’?
The most obscure fortune cookie message ever saw read:
Laws die. Books never.
It doesn’t make sense. It doesn’t even work with the “in bed” game.
I actually think that the freakishly obscure fortunes are the best ones (and I HATE the ones that are really more like “Evaluation” cookies, i.e., “You are a generous person with many loyal friends.”), but I don’t get those too often.
The most obscure ones I have gotten were:
*The moonlight never misses an appointment *
and
Don’t forget, you are always on our minds.
Whose minds? Chinese people? And adding “in bed” to THAT one just gives me the creeps…