Let’s see if we can draw him out into the open. Duet. oh duet. come out come out where ever you are.
I’m glad to see you registered.
Come say hello duet. these guys don’t bite, much.
Where you at man?
Welcome to the SDMB!
-Sam
Quick, into the wardrobe! Hide!!
welcome Duet!
Duet?
What kind of a name is that for a dude?
Suet. Now there’s a man’s name!
Duel - now that’s a man’s name.
Or maybe Solo. A good Star Wars name.
Or perhaps Trio. Though now we’re getting into kinky.
Will you perverts behave yourselves until the poor guy gets used to our strangeness ? Geez y’all are going to scare him away before he even meets Satan.
::whispers::
JohnLarrigan,
will you please let me out of this closet…I can’t breathe…AAAAAACCKKK…what was that??..was that your hand?..let me out…there’s something in here!!
Ayesha…don’t worry…Deut will not have to get used to your strangeness…
he lives with me…he is already used to strangeness…
and the name Deut is a bastardized version of the hated ‘dude’…
and be careful…Deut DOES bite!!!..but that’s what I like about him…
GaWd…I know that he has been looking forward to speaking to you for quite some time…he keeps walking around saying ‘oh GaWd’…ALL the time…
welcome Deut…
** 2500 down…only 548 more of Wally’s posts left for me to read!!**
All right Dylan, I’m glad these jokers haven’t scared deut. Just remind him that he already knows me before he starts posting. And that the bribe money for not telling about that incident with the you know what is on it’s way.
If he’s going to talk to GaWd, he really should talk to Satan too. Our Satan has a nice butt.
Hi y’all,
I actually registered last week, but I slipped a random keystroke into my email addy (by accident) and couldn’t activate my account. I figured it out last night.
Thanks so much for the welcome. I’ve been looking forward to meeting GaWd and Satan for quite some time. I’m especially glad to have you both in the same room, as there are a few questions I would like answered. heheh.
Though I’ve been unable to actually post (until late last night), I’ve read a few threads and was very impressed with you folks. I hope that I can live up to your levels of intelligence, articulation and creative insulting. (‘Gerbil felching squicker’ is going to be pretty hard to beat.)
Glad to meet you all, and thanks again for the welcome,
dewt
Hello dewt
I was talking about deUt, not deWt. deUt registered last night.
Unless Dylan has taken on another hubby. Is that legalin Canada Dylan ? If it is, move over, I’m coming up there !
Yep, that was me…
It was how I got to the activation page - (cut and paste the address with a name change)
The user name of deut will probably not be used. I like to change spelling from time to time- to give the illusion that I’m mysterious or something. 
dewt (or deut, dute, dood, etc)
Will you stop confusing me, y’all know how little of my mind I have left as it is !
::goes into corner to pout and check belly button lint::
oh my gosh!!!
I thought I was the ONLY person who checks their belly button lint!!
and if you think he’s confusing now…wait…or try living with him…
I was once a well-adjusted, creative thinking, brilliant debating, rapier-witted pagan…
then I met him.
now look at me…
p.s.
Dewt HAD to register…
he couldn’t stand hearing about all of you and the posts and the pit…for 22 hours a day…(a girl’s got to sleep sometime)…he had to KNOW for himself…
we knew I had hit critical mass when he came home last night after being gone for the WHOLE weekend…and as soon as he walked in…I started talking about my weekend…here, lurking at SDMB…and what was going on with you all…
oh, and we had our first “I get the computer …no, I get the computer…no, I do…” argument this am…
and I am proud to announce that Dewt already knew what felching was…(he used to write erotica…lucky me)…I did let him in on squicking, however…
Hmm…well, I seem to be a popular Dewt around here 
Oh, and for some reason, GaWd and Satan are pretty tight around here…
-Sam
dewt,
You need to email TubaDiva and let her know about the registering mix up. Let her know which name you will use and ask her to get rid of the other. (I don’t want you to get in trouble for having two names.)
It is my nap time folks, I shall return. And Dylan on the weekends when the LIONsob is home we always have the it’s my turn , I want a turn fights. Sometimes I will go so far as to ** cook ** so he has to get off the computer to eat, so I can have a turn. It doesn’t always work though, sometimes he will eat at the desk.
We have to get a second computer ! Just think two years ago I hated computers.
While I’m gone if you want, check by this thread and ask some questions. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28648 .
Yes I know it’s not nice to pitch my own threads, but that one means a lot to me.
Hi everyone. I figured this was as good a place as any to come in and introduce myself, since I happen to know dewt and Dylan IRL. I even had the pleasure of punching dewt right in the mouth on my front lawn once. He got me back in some rather disgusting, unmentionable ways (though I’m sure he’ll happily mention them if anyone asks).
Anyhow, I won’t be posting anything else for a while, as I would like to get a bit more of a feel for a place before I do. So… back to lurking, reading posts, and rather enjoying the experience. Until then… see ya.
Great, soon this place will be a place where all Ayesha’s friends can get together and share stories about each other and stuff. Actually, I think that Ayesha is just having fun registering her own sock puppets so she can carry on the Troll Wars against herself. Ayesha, let it go. I know you so love troll hunting that you would even take both sides in it, just so you could continue, but really.
(You do know I’m kidding, right?)
Anyways, welcome dewt and Zaphod. Any friend of Ayeshe’s can’t be entirely unassimilatable.
more canucks! the infiltration plan is working! soon, soon…
Oh of course man! Ya gotta keep your friends close and your enemies closer.