The front end of the car was crushed and J is really down in the dumps. He works with a lot of clever technical support guys and I am sure he is going to catch a lot of crap at work tomorrow. What can he expect?
How fast was it going? Was it weaving? Driving on the wrong side? we need DETAILS, man!
Seems fair–he caught a lot of crap on his way to work.
“Hey, Frank, when you said you needed to hit the head before you went to work, we thought you were speaking metaphorically.”
That just bowls me over. Take a bowel for posting a great thread title!
As I understand it the toilet leapt from the back of a moving truck into the path of several cars on a crowded highway. J took the worst hit- struck the bowl head on. (The tank was also involved; the flapper was seen spiraling away into the grass. Must have been quite gruesome.)
Was it one of those low flush toilets or a smuggled toilet from Canada?
More importantly, and this is entirely racist, What color was it?
White toilet; but the pieces were too small to determine type or intent. I would imagine that it was likely an older 2.2 gallon flush though; those new 1.5 environmentally correct cans have so much more to offer the world. But even if it was an older potty; no one ever expects these things to happen to porcelain.
At any rate- J did miss a day’s work and is a little worried he will get canned.
At any rate- J did miss a day’s work and is a little worried he will get canned.
No shit?
It sounds like a bit of a shithouse thing to happen to someone.
Was anyone sitting on it at the time?
How embarrassing. I’ll bet his face is all flushed. Really, you should’ve kept a lid on this. What a pisser of a way to start the day!
Is this really how to get a-head in life? (Apparently not–sounds like he tanked.)
I hope he stopped at some point and had a good sit and think.