My friend “Miffy” loves to forward me every bit of spam, e-mailed chain letters, urban legends and e-mail jokes she gets. She’s been doing this for years on end.
Finally, one made me laugh. Here it goes:
January 10, 2005
Memo to all employees
Re: S.H.I.T.
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
our employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained through our
program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T., please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and the supervisors are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Employees who don’t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING.(D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to
EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our trainers took S.H.I.T. before they promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a related job training other employees. Contact your supervisor to have your name added to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). For employees who intend to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).
This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have further
questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY TRAINING. (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING ( B.I.G. S…H.I.T.)
Thank you for your cooperation, and please ensure you obtain your supervisor’s approval before you take a S.H.I.T.
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Management Bureau of Super High Intensity Training
D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.
I’m easily amused. I know. :rolleyes: