I, too, think “faithfool” is a clever name and should not be changed.
Thank you both. I think this is going to be the clencher that pushes me to… just keep my name as is. 
I really appreciate everyone’s help, but inaction (and flattery, hee!) has set my course. faithfool I’ll remain.
I, for one, welcome our [del]new[/del] old **faithfool **overlord!