My girlfriend is posting here! Come say hi!

Yes, I did steal Miss Misery from the song from Good Will Hunting. Very perceptive of you! Its my favorite movie. waves at everyone

Welcome, Missmisery, and I hope misery misses you.

Oh, good, I’m SO glad it isn’t anything to do with Stephen King’s book.

Just ignore Molson, he’s the SDMB Official Liaison to the Horny Dolphin Society of America. Um, don’t sign anything, 'kay? And don’t give him any money. He’ll be calmer once the doctors finish adjusting his medication…

[stealing an accent from Seinfeld] Well Hellllllloooooo… [/steaking an accent from Seinfeld]

Nice to meat you. May many prosperous days of fruitfull abundance be en route to you and yours. Don’t mind the locals, there all nuts. I am hungry.

punk snot dead,
broccoli!

Yes, wouldn’t John be the lucky guy if it was a reference from Stephen King’s Misery? Someday I would get so obsessed that I would lock him in a room, get him addicted to pain killers, and make him write a book for me. If he tried to escape I would chop his legs off…

No, I would never do anything like that. “Time to rinse!” oops… hides axe