WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward…
Welcome, Missy (sorry, too lazy to type your whole name). You’ll like it here, I’m sure. And don’t worry, Yue Han, I’m not about to tell her about the myriad female dopers you’re constantly hitting on. Nope, that’d just be cruel. It’ll be strictly between us, mon frere.
Wow man, you’re pretty lucky as far as i can see!!
I wish my girlfriend would post here… mostly cause that would mean i have a girl friend… i think i need to be alone for a while (i’ll be in my trailer)
Your SN doesn’t have any relation to a song from Good Will Hunting, does it? That’s the best I’ve been able to come up with. Short of the bleedingly obvious, of course.
My best friends all post here, if that means anything . . . no? I’ll just sit down and shut up, then:(
Congrats on your soon-to-be six month anniversary! Me and The Guy Welfy Hates (I don’t really hate him) are celebrating our six month anniversary on the 29th of January. I’ll forever be in gratitude to the Dopers because they were the ones who told me to go out with him that one night I was feeling terrible; that was the night we discovered we quite liked each other. I hope you stay around; this is a great place to be!