And I miss the boards…
What’s wrong with me? Life is grand, my long search for a partner to share my self with ended and then I bumped into her. Not THE ONE or anything crazy like that ( I rather like my bachelorhood right now, I’ve gotten used to it…) but I’m still crazy about her. Needless to say, she keeps attacking me while I’m online, and what with my new schedule, I’ve missed out on reading the boards much while at work. So I really miss you kids, and to all the new faces, HI! 
So THAT’S where you’ve been, Slingo!!! I’ve been wondering what the hell happened to you… in fact, I was about to start a “Where the hell is Soulsling?” thread.
Don’t let 'er come between us, pal!! She’s not as important!! She’s not… well… okay, I give you permission to play around with her, a little 
Dump her right away! Anyone who steals you away from the board must be eeeeeeevil. :^)
evil… so evil! All women are EVIL… 'sept when there nekkid… but they always get dressed again. shakes head
I’m with Spoofe! I was wondering where on EARTH you’d disappeared to!!!
Stick around, hon. We missed ya.
As much as we’ve missed you, repeat after me:
Women are in the really real world.
Sixty or seventy million times should do it.
I, on the other hand, am gonna urge you to spend as much time with Miss Right as you can. Hell with the boards!
Hey, as soon as I find a GF, I am SO (get it? “SO”?) outta here.
[sub]Course, for the one or two people that’d actually miss me, I don’t think you have anything to worry about.[/sub]
I’s not bad at all if you come maybe once a week.
That should work out for her.
If not, just take up a dirty, dangerous hobby, like welding, and she’ll soon be talking you into relearning the joys of the web.
For some reason I read this as "take up a dirty, dangerous hobby, like wedding… :eek:
A good friend of mine stole me off the boards today for . . . four and a half hours or so. But did anyone notice me gone? NOOOO!
sulks in corner
Oh, Pun’ems, that’s 'cuz nobody cares about YOU…
Aw gosh, shucks, geez. People missed me?
blushes
Dangerous hobbies like wedding, too much for me to handle yet, Welding on the other hand, only turns her on more when I do stuff like that, and then well, forgetta’bout’it!
BUT! - She’s all cool about it now that I fixed her computer and her room mates computer, she understands the importance of the web and Star Trek to a guy like me much better.
[sub]ARE GEEKS JUST IN FASHION THIS FALL? OR AM I JUST EXTREMELY LUCKY THIS YEAR…[sub]
Oh sure soulsling, just come by long enough to rub it in that you have a girlfriend. :wally
Et tu, Souldsling, then fall SDMB
So that’s why you have not been here.
I’m glad to hear you’re fine.
Wish you the best.
If so, there may be hope for me yet…
[sub]nah[/sub]
First of all, bravo on finding a chiqua. Secondly, add me to the wondering-what-happened-to-soul list. I was THIS close to emailing you to make sure you didn’t thrown in the river or something.
I don’t know why you haven’t thought of the obvious solution. Get her as addicted to the boards are you are. Barring that, at least check in here every once and a while and let us know how you are. A Swiddle worries about absent posters, you know.
Gosh, I’m blushing even more.
Have my girlfriend show up on the boards? Show her one of the few jewels of the internet I hold so dearly? I don’t think wer’e that serious yet, maybe in a few months. 
I missed you too swiddles!
Anniz, my apologies dear, I certainly do owe you an email. It has been a long and strange trip these last few months…
Wow…you’re willing to make that commitment? I was with a guy for many months and I never showed him the boards. That might have been mean of me.
Geeks are always in fashion, dahling.