"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard." Huh?

Well, it’s a pretty good shake, but I don’t know if it’s worth five dollars…

I don’t think Kelis’ dance in the Milkshake video would cut it at Jackrabbit Slim’s…

I am with the camp that loathes this song. To those of you say you like it (to whatever varying degree): I’d love to see your pledged support 6 months from now.

From the singer:

from urbandictionary.com

I’ve been listening to this song since August. Still love it. I told you, it’s the Neptunes, therefore it’s gold. They’re geniuses.

I’m torn. Torn, I tells ya. I love, love, love the music. (Yes, the Neptunes are gods. Did they even get nominated for a Grammy?)

The lyrics make me want to sign the consent form for my own lobotomy, though. I can dig what she’s saying but the repetition drives me up the wall.

Luckily, the stations I listen to the most don’t play Kelis, so, for now, at least, my frontal lobe will remain intact.

I can’t believe you people think Kelis has great boobies!
What milkshake? There’s nothing there but a nubshake!

I had no idea what this was referring to (I know, I know, I have a hip rating of only four or five on a scale of ten), so I went looking for information. Anyone who’s like me who wants to know what this is about, you can see/hear the song here.

My reaction: Eh. It’s this season’s “Hot in Herre.” Shake your rump this month, see it added to the Razor & Tie late-night-infomercial dance-mix collection next month, and then it disappears entirely from this universe as if it never existed.

I believe this song will make it into the next Dave Barry’s Book of Worst Songs.

Its the song that you can’t get out of your head; no good song ever stays in your head, right?

It does remind me of a girl I went to grade school with (Kim) who used to stand by the school at recess and supposedly let the boys see her underwear (we were 10!) I never knew if she showed any, cause the flock of guys was too much in the way; she was a bit on the short side.

I got a chuckle out of this. It reminded me of my (then) eight-year-old niece, who liked to sing Clarence Carter’s “Strokin’”. It was really funny to watch her shake her finger when she said, “Dat’s what I be doin’”.

The metaphor she uses is brilliant. She’s a regular Shakespeare. Well, shake… nah.

Seriously, though, other than the hook, the song is really annoying, right? Seems like that is the consensus with everyone around here.

My vote: I hate it. Love the staticky beat, though.

The metaphor she uses in this song is brilliant! She’s a regular Shakespeare. Well, shake… nevermind.

Seriously, though, other than the hook, this song is really annoying, right? That seems to be the consensus around here.

Yup… that’s why I picked this name… sorry about posting twice.