My Misspent Youth - the MMP

You can be pretty evil, too.

And I’m not saying this like it’s a bad thing, either!

I’d do both together – After doing the dishes we could teach the kids about birds and bees. By example. :wink:

In all and complete seriousness (yes, I know that’s hard to believe :D) We will have to meet if that does happen!

{{{MBG}}} – what **Rigs **said. Think of it as an illness you’re taking medicine for.

**Haze **-- you joining the Pill-Popping Beebs Brigade? Will we be getting an obligatory dru[del]nken[/del]gged post later? :slight_smile:

**Spaz **-- you’ve pointed us to these before. They were hilarious then and they’re still hilarious now! :smiley:

Rigs, if you don’t like hanging out with the whole clique, there are more private alternatives :wink: Just sayin’ is all :smiley:

Would you like me to rub them for you?

Hi all, it is being a week of not getting much accomplished, and I simply cannot catch up with the MMP this week. I did read the OP, which was fun and interesting rosie, but it’s another chatting week, and I am “in the zone” and my brain is simply not working up to par.

Tonight I had a visitor though, and after I snapped his picture I figured I ought to share it with you. If you are easily squicked you might not want to look, but then again, I am squicked about it, and I took the macro up close and personal photo, so…

Anyway, here he is, but he is no more!

Morning all. HRH woke up at 5:30 this morning, so I have been up and about for nearly 6 hours now!

Hi kai! ::waving:: I was watching Deadliest Catch last night on Discovery and was thinking about you and skiffman (it was an episode about the end of the King Crab season).

I can’t keep up today, so I will just hand out yays, boos, hugs, etc. as appropriate and hope the relevant people remember to collect them on their way past! :smiley:

Good Mornin’ Y’all! It’s Firday! YAY! Up and caffienatin’ here. Still sniffly but feelin’ bunches better. Haze I hear ya about the Nyquil[sup]TM[/sup]. Knocks me out like Benadryl[sup]TM[/sup] does. I didn’t take anything last night but I did sleep good.

Ok, time to find more caffiene and some brekkies cause I’s hongry. Then, purtification must commence.

Later Y’all!

Everybody keeps telling me how tired I look this morning.

Well, that’s because I’m tired dammit.

Thank God it’s Firday! Go Canes!

::sigh:: Noonie never wants to play with me anymore.

{{{MBG}}}

I’m working alone at the shop today (when I get there) but fortunately there are only two lunches for about 30 people and they’re both the same. And, one dessert and one main course is already finished. After that I’ll be heading off to TVLand.

}}beebs{{ care to rest your head on my shoulder? :wink:

oy! I hate that! most every I work with and all my friends know I have arthritis related insommnia and don’t sleep well, if at all some nights. Yet one of my friends insists on reminded me how tired I look every time I see her. :rolleyes:

Good morning gang. As I understand it, the weather along my route is going to get quite unpleasant. That makes me :frowning: and :mad: - but I am still going. After I’ve had brekkie, I will finish packing, check the weather again, whimper, and head out.

Mornin’, y’all. Is it quit o’clock yet?

Snore by… ::zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz::

BusDude, hang in there.

Oh, lord, didn’t read. Sorry. (((MBG)))

It’s go time. STOP FRIGGING SNOWING! i’VE GOT PEOPLE DRIVING UP!

Aw, I have a devotee. blush

Like I told gt over there, I want to do this as a blog like Comics Curmudgeon one day. There’s just a few things holding me back:

  1. Reviewing the satire part of copyright law.

  2. Find an appropriate host and get Complicated Roommate to help me get it all coded-n-stuff.

  3. Get tickets to Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me on a day when Amy Dickinson, She Who Brings The Snark, is on the panel so I can meet her. (Not really necessary to start a new blog, I just want to meet her. I love her muchly.)

  4. Finish this pesky graduate school thing so I can do it with a clear conscience.

Yesterday sucked. Work was the stuff minirants were made of (and minirants were made of it). Dinner was nice, Complicated Roommate and I went to Pizza Hut and he kept his girlfriend drama to a minimum while we were there. Got home about 9:30, so I hopped in the shower and got ready for bed. Except WOWCrack Roommate & Sons left their door open and wouldn’t.shut.up. I didn’t say anything to them because I have a two minute window between “overtired” and “evil” so I stormed out to the shed for a few and then went back to bed. Woke up with petechiae under my eyes–I don’t get those unless I’ve been HIGHLY stressed. I wish I could declare a “no people” weekend, but alas, I must do the work. I’m hitting the pub tonight. HARD.

It’s cold, wet and icky. Time for bed?

Get some rest, Beebs.

I’m sorry that I did not get the frosting recipe posted. I ended up going to a play last night in a tiny theatre converted from an old fire station. It was called 7 Blowjobs. The office of a super-conservative senator was sent these 7 pictures which through the staff into a tizzy. By the time I got home, I was quite tired.

(((MBG)))

Good morning, MMP!

{{{MBG}}} Remember we’re all here for you to talk to. We luvs ya!

Good luck on your trip, Rosie!

Cute pics of Olive, Haze! I love the LolCatz of them, too.

Spaz, those letters are hilarious!

Glad you’re feeling better, Swampy.

I came home with Teh Ick yesterday. I still have a bit of a problem, but I’m much better. Today is my Firday off, and I finally get to take it! Yay!

For everyone I missed - yays, boos, and hugs as needed. This has been a busy little MMP this week!

Time for something to eat. (I hope it doesn’t start up Teh Ick again.)

[size=5]MWAH!!![size]

I am having serious agidda about the trip. My brother says the weather is yucky and while nothing is sticking to the ground, it makes for icky driving. My back doesn’t seem to be working right. the antibotic is messing with my innards. The last two mean I’d have to make several stops, making a 4 and a half hour trip close to 6 hours, which means hitting the area around rush hour which means another hour added on.
I am so torn

Hallelujah! It’s finally Firday!

mbg, we luvs ya! Hope the new program brings some relief!

Yesterday I about went postal at work. You may or may not remember that I am working on the presentation from hell. It is hell because the entire thing (160+ slides) needed to be entirely reformatted because a) it was a mess, and b) it had four or five different fonts running through it…none of which were the “official” company font. Once the formatting was done, each slide needed to have lots and lots of numerical statistics entered. So, like I sez, yesterday I am nearly finished when a company-wide e-mail arrives announcing the “new and improved” official company font. WTF!!! WTF!!! Anybody who’s familiar wth PowerPoint knows that there’s no “easy button” for switching out fonts in a presentation. This is not happening. :mad:

Anyhoo, I can always hope to get lucky with the lottery this weekend. :stuck_out_tongue:

Guess I should go back and push that rock up the hill again.

Tupug

I’m working today. Got my self-portrait a day done, and I love the picture for today.

I’m tired of not being able to do anything with my hand and typing left handed sucks. I hate it.

At least it’s Friday and after today I don’t go back to work until Wednesday!

Don’t back down.

If you make it to dinner, I’ll buy you a drink.

If you can’t, I’m buying **mousie **(and hawkeye) ice cream from JP Licks.

:cool:

oooh ice cream.

Wait, How did I end up in the MMP?

Have you changed the font on the Slide Master? If you change it there in that one spot it changes it throughout the presentation.

In PowerPoint click on “View” then “Master” then “Slide Master.”

Click on the boxes that you want to change, it sounds like all of them, including, title, etc. and change the font. You can also change the size, etc. as well if you would like. Then click “close master view” on the tool bar that came up and it should all be changed.

Oh and those steps are for using it in PowerPoint 2003.

Feel free to email me or PM me if you have any questions Puggy.