Hey Kids! I’m the new MMP! All bright and shiny. Early too!
Ummmmm… why yes, I am slightly inebriated. Why do you ask? 
Thus, unlike last week when Rosie and I started simultaneous MMPs, this is not a durnkne one. Just slightly inebriated.
Crown and Coke is a good thing.
Hijack away!
First?
LOL and an inebriated Swampy OP too!
GT, I didn’t use any special equipment to make the cold brewed coffee but used a recipe from the Internet. It is a complicated process but the coffee brew was quite tasty. I’m just not sure if I want to repeat it again!
Woo hoo!
Ok, then. I guess swampy is the one who’s doing the new MMP.
Eckshully, dear swampmeister, that was two weeks ago.
It may become a contest of who starts one first - but go ahead, Pie, give us what would have been your OP - then db, give us yours
I’m inebriated. Who can count! 
I say doggio does next week’s MMP and CutiePie does the following week.
Crown and coke is a good thing!
Oh, and I did laundry and defilthyfied da cave today. I deserve inebriation.
Since you’re drunk and cleaning, will you defilthify Casa Pero? I was too slothy to do it myself. And I have next week’s MMP written and saved(I’m efficient like that.)
[Spock] What does it mean, “MMP”? [/Spock]
Tarbinder!!! Lets have another round of friends for all my drinks! (hic)
And thanks all for the welcome to the MMP tradition.
Heh, I’ve stayed out of the MMP’s before today. I finally show up and it’s a drunken kegger? Bring it on!
Monday Morning Post. Originaly started by our founder, Rue De Day, and carried on since it’s a place to keep all the stuff too mundane for MPSIMS.
W00T! It’s a MMP/DTP*!
*Drunk Tank Post on the 'Raffe boards.
It is Sunday.
Is an alcoholic beverage involved? :dubious:
Can I get a translation of “dumkne”, please?
it’s how “drunk” is spelled after you’ve had a few.
-dogbutler-official Booster Club Secretary and Sherpa, and Drunk to English translator.
Dang! I post all inebriated and bring 'em in out of the woodworks!
doggio you efficiency astounds me. All my official like MMPs are written off the cuff with no forethought whatsoever. Oh, and I bowl like I live. Mostly in the gutter. I am also impressed with your durkn to English language skills.
Polycarp since you are also Episcopal, I shall confess my grave sin. I didn’t go to church today. Instead I chose to do laundry, defilthyfy da cave and mow da yahd. You may now post for all the world to see, my penance. Though I am sure I have been shamed durin’ cocktail hour for missing church.
And a big howdy and welcome for Ruby, carnivorous plant (who I have deemed with a MMP nick of venusflytrap) and kopek.
The MMP is supposed to be started on Monday, Amurrkin time, but, since it’s already Monday in other parts of the world, it’s here now. Rah.
Perhaps this week I will actually keep up with the MMP. At least I’m going to try!
Ain’t goals a grand thing!
The sun is always over the masthead somewhere in the world.
My we’re a chatty bunch this evening. I’m signing doggio up for next week (I’ll be…I know this is hard to believe…on vacation, with limited internet access) and CutiePie for the following week. BECAUSE I CAN. Bwahaaaahahhhahaaaha.
Welcome newbies! Did you bring chocolate?
I’m supposed to be asleep, but am…as per usual…quite awake.
Off to attempt to fall asleep.
GT
Hey folks!!!
You’re drinking without me? Hate rum and coke. Give me a kamikaze or a sex on the beach.
Yum.
Well, then…more rum and Coke for me! (Of course, I have neither rum nor Coke in the house and it wouldn’t really advance my falling-asleep agenda…)
Off to sleep. Really!
GT