Liberties? You would take liberties, just because the partners are away? Now, whoever would think such a thing of you, Dotty? Besides, everyone, that is?

Boys, boys! Remember, Moooom may be away, but if your fighting leads to anybody crying, you’re in even bigger trouble when she gets back! Because I’ma telling on you! Pbbbbtht!
I feel semi-human this morning. My back is about a million percent happier, at least; it was such a pleasure to get up and sit down in my comfy new chair, I could hardly stand it! I can tell that buying the chair was indeed a wise decision. Of course, it would be more fun if I didn’t have to work whilst sitting in my chair, but I guess I need that tax deduction more than I need to goof off, don’t I? Sigh.
The Idiots done good this morning, kinda. We have a shed out in the back yard where we keep our big freezer, and Papa Tigs went out to get something out of the freezer while both Idiots were snoring away in the living room. Apparently they woke up to realize that Evil Lurks in the Back Yard Shed! Bark bark bark! They couldn’t see Papa Tigs, but simply alerted to the fact that there was someone in the shed – this is good! This is what watchdogs do! Well, except for it being their own human, of course. :rolleyes: Okay, they’re not the brightest dogs in the world, but it really doesn’t bother me that they protect our property by barking very, very loudly. The fact that all they’d do if someone actually broke in is try to lick them to death is beside the point. :rolleyes:
Okay, off to do something or other. And remember, boys, if anyone starts pulling hair, I’m going to have to send you to your rooms! I’m only a junior Mom here, but by golly, I’ll do it, just you wait and see!


Um…Haze, there is Krispy Kreme in Chicago, you know. Not to say that Chicago has everything that Korea does, but there is Krispy Kreme–I’ve been there.